And I came back home and, like, the fucking stick was in the middle of
the floor. And I'm like, hey, who was in my room? Like, nobody had been
in my room. It was. It was fucking wild.
This is a good story, and we are live
it. Hey, everybody. Hi, everybody. Welcome
back for the second edition of Beer, boots and Men.
Hey. Hello. Hey, Damien. Welcome to the show.
Hello, everyone. Hello, everyone. Hey. Thank you.
Thank you. Hello. So
we know last episode was such a hit, we'd
do this again. We are talking strange lights and
encounters tonight, and we have got a lot of listener
stories to get through tonight. We've got. I think
Damien, Gil, and Joey have a personal story or
two of strange lights. I am really excited to get into this, you guys.
I'm super stoked for this week. Yeah, we got a couple. I think
my favorite topic. This is your favorite
topic, right? Easily,
easily. But we do have to pass it around, though, I think, first in order
to start the new tradition. What is everybody drinking? Oh,
go for it. Go.
Gail. I've got an inevitable reckoning with a
werewolf on the front of it because. Yes,
you get the coolest beers wherever. It is that you are.
All right, I'm rocking another squatch fest one. It's
squatch pirate. It's pretty
good. Hell, yeah. Nice. Nice.
Yeah. And I found what,
Chris?
I think we have a bit of a delay somewhere.
All good, though. We'll power through it.
Well. Yeah, I'll go first,
I guess. I have a nice Woody Woodford
reserve right here. Nice little whiskey in here that I'm
sipping on. I also have some tequila
and some strawberry lemonade with coke to
mix with it. So a good mix of different styles of
liquor for my first episode on this.
Very, very spooky.
We. Yeah, we need Damien. Damien, my
man. Hello? Can
everybody hear me? Can everybody hear?
Yep. Yeah, we can hear you. I feel like I'm delayed
as shit. All right, cool. Well,
you are. I actually got lucky this time, and I found what Kristen
had last time, and I got Bat squatch, and it's actually not that
bad. So props to you guys for turning me on to that.
Yay. No more sacrifices for you this time
around. The amount of shit Damien
has been giving me for my beer recommendations, y'all don't even know
what's been going on in the. Was
episode one was almost the last episode. Him and I almost threw down.
It got crazy. We did.
It was about all the gifts.
And I do want to say something real quick.
We have been promoting this episode with inner scare
and unfortunately he wasn't able to make it on due to some very
personal reasons. But hopefully he'll be back come
episode three. So to join us for episode two. Episode three
is the Black Cat report host, Mr. Joey. Joey, you welcome.
Thank you, guys. Glad to be here. I think I'm delayed.
Thank you all. Thank you. I really appreciate the applause. It's
okay. It's good. Thank you. I'm here.
Glad to have you, Joey. Glad to have you,
man. Hey, real quick, we got to say howdy
to our chats. I'm getting loaded up here, so let
me shout out a brief hello. We got Dwayne,
Air Force One. Gregory Fedora is here. I think he's got a
story for us later. I'm not sure. Melissa
Hager. Amy. Amy, boo. Thank you so much for
jumping on. And Heidi, good to see you, girl. All right,
next. Yes.
I'm going to have to give a shout out to believe it's pronounced
stars. Big shout out to you. I'm glad you were able to make it live
this time. Also risk it for the biscuit, you know? You
know, we'll always risk it for the biscuit. And I do want to point out
here, too, that risk it for the biscuit. Gave Damien a shout out for the
shirt. Hey. Hey.
Somebody noticed. None of you guys noticed.
We were all too struck in by it to acknowledge, know, just like
something of that kind of beauty. I'm wearing a
boogeyman on my shirt and nobody noticed.
Missed opportunity there. Good deal. Good choice.
Good.
So we wanted to start a new segment, which we realized was a
necessity after the first episode. So for
folks that we dropped the ball on and weren't able to
cover their submissions or folks whose submissions came in a little
bit late, we wanted to start a segment for them on a
preceding episode. I think Kristen has them printed off and ready
to. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we've got just
one story from last time. As a reminder to folks
in the. Chat, we talked about haunted workplaces last time, but
the story actually falls right in line with our
topic tonight. And it's very brief. And then I think
we have a couple of videos from last time. We told Mr.
Dwayne we would show. Those and tell that story. So here
is a story from Chris. From the Wall of
unusual podcast. He says.
So this story takes place at an. Old lawyer office I used to
clean. Anytime we would go into this place, it would always feel
off. My dad said someone pushed him, and when he looked to
see who it was, no one was there. Once we finished cleaning, and we
closed all of the lights and left,
only to see all of the lights turned back on. My dad
went back in to see if anyone was there, and he could find no one.
So he shut off the lights and left as quickly as he could.
Thank you so much, Chris. Really appreciate the story submission.
Yeah, I would be a little unnerved.
I've heard stories like that, too, before, where people leave their place at
work. They shut off all the lights in. The building, get out to their car,
turn around, and, like, lights in the office are on, like.
Right. Yeah, that would under me a bit.
Right? Yeah.
There's no one working late there. I guess somebody's working
late. I mean, it's a lawyer office. Yeah.
True. They don't work. No, not at
all.
So that is the story. That is the beyond the deadline
segment. So we'll be doing this moving forward. If we fail to read your
stories. Or play your voice messages, they will. Get on the show.
But to finish up this segment, I do believe, Gil, you've got a
couple. Of videos loaded up for us. So
these were sent to us. Actually, Dwayne was in the chat last
time, and he's told me a little. Bit about this
situation he had in his place. Just
some odd things that were happening because of a haunted object. I will just say
that due to. A haunted object that he suspects is. The cause
of, he said he was. Kind enough to send us a couple. Of
videos, evidence captures of this activity,
and. Go ahead and load it up. Gil? Yeah. Give me
just a moment here.
It's going to be in the wide view, so just prepare yourself for that.
All good? Wide angle.
Yes. Here we go. Right?
No. Fuck, no. This is
bull. This is bullshit, man.
No.
Bull. Fuck.
This is the most honest response I got. A reaction in
a video, right?
It is 100% me. If anything happens, I've
had a long standing policy of, like, if I hear some crazy shit happening
at any corners of my house while I'm home alone,
I don't move, I don't do shit. No, I've worked enough my life.
I am not going to work for something to kill me. You can come to
me, okay? I'm going to chill in my living room with my cats.
All right. But I think I've said the exact same
thing a few times where I'm just like, no,
that was fantastic. Yeah. Sometimes
there's just no other way to react.
Well, yeah. So thank you guys so much for submitting those. Sorry
we couldn't get to it last time, but glad to get you on this time.
So with that, let's get into some
stories. The topic of the night,
strange lights and encounters. And I'm so sad, because
I don't have any stories like this, but I know you all do, so I'm
very excited to hear them. Who wants to go first?
I'm going to nominate Joey. I think we should let Joey
go first. I guess I'll go first on this one. Well,
this story also includes is a.
I'll be referencing Gil. I mean, we do hang out quite a. So it's. He's
usually part of the references for it. But on
one non too cloudy day, I guess, on New Year's
Eve and going into or going out of 2020, I think it was.
Right, Gil? If I have my time period right. Okay.
Yeah. Going in, we're just
sitting on the porch, our friend's porch, with three or four other people, I think.
And it's kind of gil smoking as he
normally does, chain smoking as the usual. And he's the one
standing kind of looking the direction nobody else is looking. Everyone's
kind of looking into each other, kind of talking. And Gil's just kind of
staring out into the streets, above the streets. And
this really bright red light
kind of, I guess, would say circular,
just, like, appears in the sky. And Gil just looks
at us and is like, come here. Come here. Come look at this. Come look
at this. So we all get up. We walk up.
Walk where he is. What the fuck is that? What the fuck
is that? Is exactly what he said to us.
And so we get up and just all
stare at the light. We're all just looking at
this light. There's, I think, six of us there looking at this light,
and it's getting obscured every once in a while by clouds because it's
that far up there. So it's just, like, going by. It doesn't look like.
Obviously doesn't look like swamp gas, doesn't look like an airplane.
Just looks like a big red light in the sky. So we're just looking at
it, looking at it and staring at it for a good three minutes.
And some of the people there were photographers,
videographers, just looking up at it. And no one
decides to go, you know what? I should take out my phone and video
this or take a photo of this. Everybody's just looking up at the sky,
dumbstruck. And then it just disappears randomly. We're
like, okay. And we keep staring, and then it just reappears
again, maybe like, 30 seconds later. So we're
still looking at it and then about, I'd say, like, three or four
minutes after that, it just disappears and is gone for good.
And no idea what it was.
But Gil did do some research into this, didn't you,
Gil? That's top secret for the
moment, but it will be. We can't talk about it. Yeah,
okay. But I will add just on that. One
of our friends in that friend group,
recently deployed to the Middle east, they're
in the air force. They were there. They had only been back
for two. Know. That was part of why we were all hanging
out. They, like, we had time because we were staring at it so
long. We were like, do you know what that is? Like, you operate
advanced, top secret levels of drones and things that can do
this. And his response was, literally, I have no clue what
the hell that is. Then it went. I'm pretty sure
everybody said, that ain't no drone. As he looked up at
it, that ain't no drone.
He totally sounds like that.
To cover his identity. But, yeah. So
you all went to go sit back down.
And I think the best part of the capstones on all this is
that this conversation
started when phenomenon had just came out. The
documentary. Right. Very famous documentary now,
excellent UFO documentary. One of the people in the group
was explaining it to another person in the group about. We just saw this
documentary, and it was fantastic. It was about UFOs and da da da da. And
I'm down off the deck, and then literally a UFO appears in the
sky, and then everybody knows how 2020 went after
that. But, yeah, that was a fun situation.
And I have since then, because this was before we even started black cat
report. I've since then hunted down
30, 40 incidences from
that exact spot in Asheville of the exact
same light appearing in the western sky. Like, going back to
the groups of people, like, pulling
off into parking lots, all staring at.
So this is a long standing phenomenon that takes place that we all
saw there. SOrry to jack the story, Joey. You
know, I've been obsessed with it for years now. It's been four years I've been
obsessed with this. I know. And you're still researching, and I love it.
I did have one more quick story that I told everybody, except for
Gil, while we were sitting before
the. Oh,
well, you'll get to hear it now. Right, right, bud.
But I think I've told you this before, Gil. This is sorrow. But
anyways, I was driving down the road down in
Asheville, where we live, somewhere close to that, and driving down the
road at night and just out of the sky appears
this big, burning metal. It looked
like almost rebar from a skyscraper
falling from the sky. No joke
happened. Just fell straight from the sky. And so
the person I was with looked over and was like, we should probably go get
prepared for an alien invasion. This is happening.
It's like all those movies you see every time you see something
fall from the sky and then only, like five people see it and they're like,
let's go. Let's get out of here. That happened. And I
heard nothing about it. And I looked it up on the news,
looked it up. No one else saw it. No one posted anywhere about it. It
was the weirdest thing. And I guess we haven't had an alien
invasion yet that we know of. So I'm
serious, too, about that. It's like, I don't know. I have no idea
what happened that we know of. Wait,
by rebar, do you mean just like as small as that is? Like just
a sliver of just on. Fire falling down or it was in that
shape? It was in that shape. So it was
probably, I would say maybe like, how would
I describe it? Probably a little bigger than the length of,
like, a guitar because that's the thing I'm looking at right now. So I could
give you the length. So a little bigger than the length of a guitar. Just
on fire, metal falls down from the sky.
All right. And that's it. That's literally what
happened. And wish I knew more about what happened after that,
honestly. Yeah. A lot of these experiences, they just
remain a mystery to a lot of people. It's going to be frustrating.
Damien, you want to hit us up with something? What you got, bud?
Damien, do you want to try to back out and come
back? I mean, just the old classic,
turn it off and turn it back on, but not quite fully turning it
off and turning back on.
And while he's doing that.
Okay. All right. See you in a sec, bud. All right, we'll see you in
a minute. We can read a new listener
submission. We've got a couple here on my side,
I believe. Is this the individual from New
Hampshire? That is one of them, yeah. Do you want me to start with
that? Yeah. If you also, I wanted to
show this to them just right here.
Just to let you know I have my saint. Aren't
bell paranormal or the patron saint of the paranormal?
Shirt on. I don't know if they caught this, too,
but in my post in the
art bell subreddit, even though I had a clear disclaimer on it in my
opinion, I did. And even though I'm in the top 2% of art
bell listeners worldwide, according to Spotify,
I was catching shit. Thank you for your submission. That's
all I'm trying to say. And if you want to back me up on the
Reddit, I wouldn't be mad. Yeah. Anyways, but
thank you. Thank you. Yes, thank you. Thank
you for your submission. Well, Damien's back. Should I go with the
story? All, all right.
Right, we're going to do a quick listener story here, Damien. All
right, so yes, as he mentioned, this is the individual from New
Hampshire. Specifically Mike from New Hampshire. And I have not read through
this. Yet, so bear with me. This took place during
Labor Day weekend, 1982. I was 14 and staying with a
friend who was 15, enjoying the last weekend before school started.
We were fishing for horned pout, a type of catfish
best caught at night. Since it wasn't legal for us to fish where we were,
we were being very careful with our flashlight, only using it undercover
to bait our hooks, unhook fish, and untangle lines. Other than
that, we sat in the dark fishing while sitting on a big rock. After
a couple of hours or so, maybe 200 yards away, we noticed a dim
yellowish light appear in a field across the narrow lake.
Shortly after the first light, three more appear and they form a
trapezoidal shape, each light bobbing and weaving slightly but
maintaining an overall roughly trapezoid pattern.
After we watched the lights for a while, the trapezoid shape started expanding
and contracting. At some points, the uppermost lights had to
be 10ft or more above the ground. All this time there was
absolutely no sound. Sound
carries well across the water and the night air was dead still, so we would
have heard anything even as quiet as normal conversation at that
distance. After observing the lights for probably 20 minutes,
my friend says he's going to shine our flashlight at the
lights to see what was over there. I told him not to as they were
too far away for our little light to show anything, but he turned on the
light. At that moment, the trapezoid shaped pattern of lights
converged into one light and a dazzling white beam
as bright as one of those spotlights that you can see shining into the sky
from miles away comes on and starts swinging along the lake
toward where we were fishing all the time, filling the air with a low
buzing sound. We left our poles and the rest
of our fishing kit behind, only taking the flashlight as we ran through the
dark woods about three, four of a mile back to my friend's place.
Then sat in the dark on the screened in porch, catching our breath and
making sure nothing followed us back. The next day, we walked over to the
field where we saw the lights. We hiked all over that field, and it was
covered in knee high grass. We saw a couple of small game trails,
but not a tire track or footprints other than our own from
that day. Wow.
What do you think of that? Oh, my gosh.
That's like an intense experience, if you think about it. If you
imagine as you're going through. The story, that's intense to see something like that.
I've heard well known experiences
like that. Where they converge
and they are working with each other. And this is definitely,
like, in my mind, a UAP sighting,
right? Yeah.
What gets me, too, is, I believe
they said, the trapezoidal shape. A
lot of times with things like, say, like the phenomenon around
spook lights or the lights that appear in
southwest in the desert or the brown mountain lights, like here in Asheville,
or at least in
like, sightings are not referred to in such a
way as a geometric pattern. They're always
referred to in terms of, like, they're swirling or they're orbs. There's
an organic flow to them. They just look like orbs, just kind of moving around,
but they have such a distinct,
intentional kind of formation, like a geometric formation,
which is, it does exist in nature, but
I don't associate it with orbs or like orb
sightings or light sightings or things like that. It's always kind
of like round or circle or they're all just kind of running
around doing their own thing. But
this immediately throws my. And maybe I'm just going too far
into Jacques Valley thinking at the moment, but this
immediately throws my mind back to the trickster
phenomenon. And so things like
fairies, for instance, like fairies being seen
around lakes and ponds and the small lights that are around
them and going with them. And Jacques valet has
know, if you read, oh, my God, I'm going to forget the name.
Passport to Magnolia. Magonia. Magonia.
I think that's what it is. But the book that he has that starts with
the word passport, if you read that,
he gets into things like goblins and fairies and
old hags and just like all of these old types of
tales and are these aliens that
are popping up throughout periods of time that are disguising themselves. They're literally
masking themselves as these different forms of cultural
entities so that they can impose whatever sort of
experiments or type of tracking and stuff they want on
top of folks. Right. Or to folks over periods of
time. And that association with those weird
lights moving in very would say,
planned geometric kind of mechanical
movements over a lake. There's such a long history to something like that.
And it's just fascinating to me. I don't know.
Like they're the same entities just throughout time.
I couldn't name them off the top of my head, but there's a ton of
one off UFO reports that have come across of folks
that are out in a canoe fishing. The same
situation, like you said, you've come across those
two where it's just like. And they're just rowing, and all of a sudden they
got to start rowing faster because they're like, holy shit, there's lights coming after
us. And this is 18 seven. This isn't a
thing right now. These aren't drones.
And that was passport history. Sorry, Heidi
pitched in. Passport to Magonia. From folklore to flying
saucers. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you, Heidi.
Damien, you're back.
We can see you, Damien. Can we see that crisp.
Can we see that crisp shirt, Damien? Hello.
Oh, no. How y'all know that we're live?
Well, see that crisp beard?
Yeah. Half a face, crisp. Can you hear
us? Yeah. There we go. Okay. Much
better. I don't
know what's happening. You got this, brother.
Everybody's
sideways now. For the love of God, somebody get better
wi fi out to Dickinson, Tennessee. They are
struggling out.
While we're on a brief here interlude here,
let me just throw out to everybody listening. Later in the show, we
will be accepting your calls live. We're doing something a
little different tonight. We have a phone number for you all. There is also
still a direct link. Which you can find in the top. Of both of the
YouTube streams. But if you want to call old school, it
is
208-717-1611
so you can call in live, tell us your. Awesome stories
because that was such a cool part of last episode. I just
thoroughly enjoyed that. It was so much. Yeah.
Yeah, like the good old days. Oh, boy. You looking crisp there,
Damien. I've never seen him this crisp in my life.
Damien, you got the magic, my man.
Nope. We collectively jinxed it.
Damn it. All
right. Well.
Yeah. And also, too, to kind of add on to what
Christian just said. If you know
anybody with a good story or anybody that's been trying to share a good story
or anything like that, please copy and paste.
Share the link. Try to get it out there. A part of the reason why
we kind of start off the show slow here is to kind of build things
up to get the conversation going and to basically
warm everybody up for the calls. So this isn't going
to be us just chitchatting all night long. We will be taking
calls soon. And, yeah, if you know anybody with a good
story, it always feels good to get that kind of stuff off your chest.
Send them the link, encourage them, push them along. We believe in peer pressure
here. We believe that it exists, and we are
asking you to actively engage in it. I want to clarify.
Absolutely. We're all friends here, and we
support you. And you're not alone, guys. All right, well,
with that, Damien, you want to give it a whirl?
I can try. There we go.
I'm afraid to move.
I'll go with a short one first in case I get cut off
again. Years
ago, I lived in this house,
and a lot of weird shit happened in this house to begin with.
And so through the course of this show, over
numerous episodes, I'll probably tell several stories from this house in
particular. But this one night, I was coming home,
pulled in the driveway, and the way I would always pull in,
I pulled straight in, and to the right would be the house,
and pulled in. Turned the car off, turned the lights off. It's probably
10:00 at night, and I look over and I see, like,
this glowing orange
light. And my first initial thought was, okay, somebody's outside
smoking. Because that's what it reminded me of, was somebody took a puff off
a cigarette and it lit up really bright. So I was like, oh, somebody's outside
smoking. And it lit up, disappeared. And
by time I walked over to where I seen it, there was nobody there. I'm
like, well, they had to have ran inside before I got over here or some
shit. I go inside, and who I thought it was, they weren't even home.
Doors are locked. Everybody's in bed. And so the next morning
I ask everybody, I'm like, hey, last night at so and so time, were you
outside smoking? They're like, no, we've never went outside. And that's
exactly what it fucking looked like. Was like somebody was outside, lit
a cigarette, took a big hit off of it, it lit up that
orange glow, and then it just disappeared. And
if it was a bug, I've never seen an orange
glowing bug before. Like I
said, a lot of weird shit happened at this house, and that's just one of
the many things that happened there in the few years we lived there.
And it was really weird. And I still can't figure out to this
day what it possibly could have been. It was just really
strange. It was,
like, small. If there was a bug
that could light up bright orange, like, that looked. Was
it small like that? It was small. Like, it was small to the point where
I thought somebody was outside smoking.
Yeah. I don't know.
It lit up real bright one time, and that was
it. The only thing I can think of is, like,
fireflies. But those are, like, white, right? Like, a
whitish greenish type color. I've never seen an orange one, so
I don't know. But that's my short 01:00 a.m.. I.
Still going good? Yeah. Okay, cool.
I'll go to my next one. I'll go to my next one.
And this one just happened a couple of months ago, and I called Gil when
I got home because I didn't know what the fuck it was. You called me
while you were driving home?
While it was happening.
So it's like, 1030, 11:00 at night. I'm on my way
home from work, and on my way
home, I got to go through pretty much nothing but
woods on my way home from work, and
I come to a clearing in the sky, and it's, like, super clear
night. There's, like, not a cloud in the sky. You see all the stars. You
can see the moon. Super clear night. And
I'm gazing off to the right, and I
see what I initially thought was a
plane because it had the flashing red light and all this
other stuff, but it was moving so fucking fast.
Like, I've never seen a plane move this fast. And then, of course,
I thought, okay, maybe it's a jet, something, but still way faster
than I've ever seen anything move in the sky. And I'll watch it for a
good ten or 15 seconds until I hit some trees. The trees block my
view, and my views block for maybe 30 seconds,
see the sky again. There's no sight of this
light. Like, even if it was a plane or a jet, I would still be
able to at least see a little bit of it in the distance.
I didn't see anything. And
I'm looking around. I'm pretty sure I stopped in the middle of the road just
to make sure, like, looking around to make sure that I
didn't lose sight of this thing
and no clue where it went.
Haven't seen it again. Haven't seen it before that, and I called Gil as soon
as I got service on my phone. I was like, dude, what the fuck was
this? I was like, what did I just see? And he's like, I'm pretty sure
you just saw UFO, dude.
No, hold on.
I didn't jump to UFO. I was like, well, was it a string of lights?
Was it a satellite? What angle was it coming at? For I was way more
nerdy with my questions. Hold on. Yeah, well, we came to
that conclusion, but couldn't figure out what it was. Well,
there are some very Betty and Barney Hillesque aspects
to your story, and it didn't even occur to me
until the middle of your stories you're talking about. Yeah, I went behind the trees,
and there was just gone. And I'm standing there looking at. You're looking at blank
sky, and it's just like, oh, okay. Yeah. What if you were abducted,
dude? And you just came
too, and they had left? Our next
episode will be a hypnosis session.
Yes. That never occurred to me. What seemed
like 30 seconds may have been hours.
Okay, Malians, they got the good
juice. It may have been hours. Look up the call logs.
Just saying we could.
Let's see.
We'll go to Gil next. I'll save my other one for later. All
right. Okay. I didn't know you had three in the barrel.
My bad. Trying to keep it. Trying to keep it. The syncopation.
Yeah. So this would have been
2013
through a long chain of events. I was in West
Texas, and I was in the car. I was in the back passenger seat
with four folks total, kind of myself. We were driving
through West Texas Road, and we were on a very
long drive to Houston. Like, we had to make
it to Houston by that morning, or. Sorry, this would have been
East Texas. Totally. Take that all back. East Texas.
The piney side of Texas, right? Somewhat hilly.
And we were somewhere outside of nacadoches. I
just want to interrupt for a second. My sister's blowing my phone up to
make sure I shout her and her husband out. So. Hello, Brittany and Corey. Thank
you guys for watching. Gil, continue. I'm sorry, sir.
So, mom, thank you for watching. I think my niece is in the next room
watching. I'm just now getting all these shouts out because I've now actually got fucking
decent service. A couple of my shit lagging.
The entire house is filled with people watching the show.
David, thank everybody on my end that is
watching. Thank you all for watching.
Continue, Gil.
So we were driving. It was in kind of like hill country
in Texas. Driving down to Houston, it would have been
around somewhere between 130 and 230 in the
morning. And we're kind of going
up and down through hills and these long country roads. You're talking,
like miles and miles and miles between. One little
light off in the distance. That would be a little speck of somebody's
spotlight or whatever. Like their motion light outside of their pole
barn. That's all you got. You're just driving out in the middle of fucking nowhere.
And we see this
incredibly bright,
orangeish, fiery reddish light that's kind
of, like, low off in the horizon, and it's a little
bit foggy. So we're driving.
And again, this is long ass country
drives at night. There ain't shit else to do to
stare at or anything else. You're just kind of like listening to some random
preacher on there, and the fires of hell will
burn you. That's all there is on the radio. And everybody's just kind of
quiet in the car, like, God damn, this drive sucks. And we're just
staring at this light. This goes on for
miles. We're just slowly approaching this light
until we get probably, I don't know,
maybe mile and a half, 2 miles away. And at that
point, we're starting to pull up into little one light,
one stop light. Kind of like town, right? And there's a gas station there. Obviously,
it's closed and everything like that, but it's enough that we're just
like, that shit's really intense. Like, the closer we're getting, the more
that we're realizing that this light is, like, the size of an entire
water tower that's just, like, burning.
We're like, what the fuck? Because half an hour, hour.
I don't know how long it was, but it was a long ass time. We
were all just like, in the car. Just like, okay,
this isn't an antenna. This isn't a. This. What are we
staring at? UFOs were the farthest thing from our mind at that point.
We pull off into this little gas station, local
gas station. And then a local pulls in behind us who
lives mile and a half, 2 miles, however far from where this light's at.
And he's like, you all looking at the light? We're like,
yeah. And he's like, I don't know what the hell that is.
We're like, whoa, we're fucked. We don't know what it is.
So we all just sit there staring at it. We have a local
there. Middle of the night, we get in the car, we start
driving. We're getting closer and closer, and it turns
off. And as it turns off, when we're
at that closer distance to it, we realize maybe
100 yards to the right of it is the water tower with the red light
on it. This wasn't a fucking water tower the whole
time we were staring at it. I still, to this day, have no clue what
it is. I've come across tons of
cases of UFOs with a very similar situation, especially
UFOs surrounded by fog and that
very particular reddish, yellowish, kind of like
fiery kind of color, and something of the exact same size as a water
tower. Also a weird attraction that I've noticed over time to UFOs
and water towers. Still haven't figured that one out, but it does
come up a lot. There's a lot of stories out there of UFOs just hanging
out near water towers. I don't know if they're trying to date or
something or what's going on. It is a very
common occurrence. Maybe they're just like, oh, shit, girl, you thick? But I have no
idea. I'm just saying it's a very common
narrative. But, yeah, that was one. I got to be honest, until
I kind of got older and I started to look back on life and kind
of think through things. I realized I had buried that in my
mind. I had completely buried that night. That experience
of thoughts of all that I had since, after remembering it,
reached out to other folks who were in that car that night, and they all
had the same reaction. They were like, holy fuck. I forgot that.
Like, everybody was just like, we all saw it. It was a weird event,
but we had other shit that was going on at the time, and we made
it to Houston and life went on, and it's been
twelve years since then. We haven't thought about
it, but I had completely forgotten about this event. And I can almost
guarantee you there's a lot of folks out there that are
in the exact same boat where you've had these experiences. You've
seen lights, they've been something that was weird and at the time, very
significant, and they just
get forgotten. And it's really weird, I will say, like, how our minds just
totally blank on these moments in our
life, but when the memories do come back, they are so goddamn vivid
right there. But
that's the only other UFO story that I want to share
tonight from my mouth. I mean, I'll talk up about
another one, but there is a third one that I've experienced from last
summer with risk it for the biscuit
and probably the world's most famous
truck driver from northwest Ohio. Definitely the safest.
But they were there over the summer when we were at Brown Mountain. We were
camping there, and I'll let
them tell that story. This is my nudge to try to get them to
call in. All of my sightings have had other people in
it. I don't want to be the only one talking.
Well, on that note, should we think.
About opening up the lines here and. Start to accept some calls?
Because. Yeah, I've got another listener story, but that can go. We'll pop it in
between a call or two.
Let's do it. Lines are open, guys.
208-717-1611 or
follow the link at the top of the notes on the YouTube channel you're tuning
in. Call us with your strange lights
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Yeah. Why is one, two, three blurred out?
Love it. Those are the good numbers, I guess.
Yes. Is that you're ready to take your calls whenever. Yes.
All right, well, while we wait for the first brave soul, I
do have. Another listener story I can. Oh, there it
is. Lead me to it. All right. Our first
victim.
Hello, you are on the air. Can we get your first name or
nickname and where you're calling from? Yeah, this is
Wayne. This is Wayne. I'm calling from Seattle.
Hi, Wayne. Hey, thanks for calling.
Oh, I got three voices hitting me at the same time.
Okay. And I've got a delay happening because I'm watching you on
YouTube, Wayne.
I'm going to turn away from the screen. I'm going to have to
emphatically demand that you mute thy
radio. All right. It
is. I have walked away from it, actually.
Beautiful.
UFO stories. I've got three
real quick ones. I've got three
encounters, and one of them, I've got a video. I took a video that I
actually sent to Kristen a while ago.
First one, I was in, I don't know, fourth
grade. I was out kicking the soccer ball with a friend of mine.
We were having a contest to see who could juggle the soccer ball
the longest. And while he was
going, it's nighttime in the summer in federal way.
I look up, totally clear night, and basically what
looked like a silver pinwheel was just
kind of spinning slowly across the sky.
And I'm flipping out. I'm telling my friend. I'm like, hey,
dude, look. And he was on
this record soccer ball juggling moment, so he
wasn't paying attention to what I was flipping out about. So
this thing traversed across the sky pretty much, and
I'm the only one that saw it. Although there were two of us out there.
Okay, next story. Fast forward
to. Oh, gosh. Fast forward to, like,
1986.
When was that story roughly, it was me. And
the first one was roughly. Oh, God. Maybe
1979, somewhere around there. Where was
it? Can you give me a rough location about where that was? This was
in federal way,
kind of right by
Thomas Jefferson High School. I lived right behind Thomas Jefferson High
School. Okay, sorry, I'm making
mental notes here, that's all. But I appreciate it. What was the
second story? Sorry, to.
The. The second one was kind of out
near Graham, and it was me and three other
friends just kind of sitting in a. It was in a
cul de sac of a housing development that wasn't built yet.
Just the cul de sac was there. And we were about to
start smoking some weed, but we hadn't started yet. We
were just kind of sitting in the car talking, and I had the window rolled
down. This was during the summer. So we're just kind of sitting in the car
listening to the radio, and I roll the window down and I lean my head
back and I'm looking up and there's just this outline of
trees in kind of a semicircle because of the cul de
sac shape. And from
just over the tops of the trees, in kind
of a curving pattern, it came out into the open and then went back
into.
Out of my line of sight, basically. But what it looked like
was kind of a parallelogram
shape, four sided parallelogram,
not quite a triangular shape, obviously.
And there were kind of neon blue lines on the bottom of
it. And basically it was dead silent. And I saw
it maybe for about a good count
of four to 5 seconds before it disappeared into
the tree line again. Nobody else saw it.
And I'm trying to tell them all.
I'm trying to explain what it was. You're high, man. Like, no,
we're not. We hadn't started yet. And even if I
was high, there was
something that flew over us. Dead silent. Maybe
30ft above our heads. Yeah. I
don't know. It was about the size of a car.
I got to jump in there, too, to back you up on that, just in
the sense that done a shit ton of drugs. And
the hallucination, very obvious.
I love when people are like, were you drinking that night? I'm like, what the
hell have you been drinking? That you're actually seeing physical objects
in the sky? How smashed I've been in my life that
never happened. And I've drank a lot of absinthe. That just
doesn't take. So, like, smoking some
weed, especially, like you said, this was back in 1970.
That's one 100th what we've got. Now, in terms of
potency, you still don't get those kinds of visuals.
Oh, yeah. I've never hallucinated on weed at any
rate. So the third one, and I've got
a video on YouTube for this. I sent Kristen
a link to it a while ago, but I was up at.
Excuse me, I was up at. And as
you know, I get to the know, eat my lunch, whatever, and I
started heading back down and there were some other people looking at it
as well, but just kind of on one of the
ridge lines, I don't know, maybe 200 yards
away, there was this really
bright, intense light.
If you hold out your arm and you had, like, say, three golf balls in
your hand and were twirling the golf balls in your hand,
that was what the movement of it looked like.
Holy shit. But I pulled my phone out and started
taking video of it. And you can kind of see
a little bit of motion in the light. It was too bright for the phone
to deal with it. One of the early iPhones with a crappy
camera on it or whatever, but it just kind of hovered
there for a while. It wasn't moving except for the twirling
motion. And three other people saw
it. And after I got done filming it, I moved
to a different spot where I could still see it and was going to try
to take a video of it from there, but my phone was dead, so I
couldn't get a second angle at it.
Yeah, I watched that video.
Yeah, you can see something taking place in the video. I'll be
sure to. You'll have to remind me on the back end here to share that
link. I'll share the link in the play after this so that people can check
that out. Okay. Yeah, by all
means. But, yeah, that was really od because I showed
the video to some people and they're like, oh, it just looks like something reflecting
off of the ground. And it's just like, well, sure it could,
but there's nothing over in that direction that would reflect a light like
that, first of all. And then second of all.
Yeah, I saw it from two different angles.
I personally saw it from two different angles. So
it was something just kind of hanging there,
checking us out with the.
Way iPhones are, it's very hard to get with what the
eyes see. It's like if you take a picture of the moon, you're just like,
oh, it looks really beautiful tonight. And then you take a picture of it and
you're like, the moon doesn't look like that. So it's hard when you're
showing somebody a video of it to be like, it's there.
I swear it's there. I know it's there. I saw it. People be like,
it doesn't look like the way you saw it. Which is like, that
is frustrating to me when I've tried to do that, too.
Yeah. I'm up there and I'm thinking, why didn't I
bring my high def camera with me? Blah, blah, blah.
Because I'm backpacking up a mountainside. I'm not lugging all that gear with
me. Anyways. That's all I've got.
But, yeah, I like your show. This is a cool format
that you got going. I listened last week, and as soon as I saw the
UFOs thing, it's like, oh, I got to call you in. I got to call
in. Awesome.
Thank you, Wayne. And thank you for jumping on first, man. It's good to hear
from. Be,
uh. I'll be listening. I'm going to go have some dinner now. Cheers.
Have a good night. Cheers. Cheers. Thank you, Wayne. Have a great night.
Oh, man. Well, at least he pulled out his phone. A lot of people don't
capture it. They don't think about another one.
Me. Hello, you are live. Can
we get your first name and
hello, where you're calling from? Jay? Hello,
Jay. Good work on your show, everybody.
Yeah. Hello.
Can we get you to lower the audio in the background?
Is that doable? We're hearing echoes. Okay,
I'm watching it. Let me see if I can.
Okay, we're lowering it.
No, it's me, your mom. Don't let me go. Okay, I lowered
the audio. Yeah. Anyhow,
I wanted to talk about McCord road.
About it was last year, probably around three in the
afternoon, where I saw
somebody that didn't have a face. That happened about a couple of
months apart. Around 03:00
I was making a left and they were going straight past the high school in
hound, Ohio. It
was weird. They had no face. I was freaked out. I
always look around to see what cars are around me, and
that's when I saw it. And I looked away real quick.
I was scared. I didn't know what they were going to do. They
had no face. I didn't know what they were going to do. That reminds me
a lot of what happened with
Tim in a similar area
handful of years before that exact experience. And it would have also
been. That wouldn't have been McCord road, but that would have been
within two or 3 miles
of McCord. Yeah.
Well, thank you for calling in, mom.
Okay, thank you. I'll talk to you later, you guys. Love you. Good
luck on all of it, you guys. Thank you.
Bye. Bye. Bye, girls.
All right, just real quick, a reminder to anybody who wants to call in. That
was so sweet. Extinguish your radios
entirely. We'll remind you, though not with
fire, though. You can just turn them down. Yeah, you
all just watch my face go up like six shades of red.
Wasn't alcohol. That was cute.
Your mom's precious, Gil. She is. All
right, well, ladies and gentlemen, I think that the line is clear.
Anybody else wants to attempt call, it is
208-717-1611
God, I'm good. Right on queue.
Hello,
you are alive. Hey, you are alive.
Just checking to see if you were my mom.
Can we get your first name and where you're calling from, please?
I go by Dragonpaw. I was invited
by Gil Dragonpaw. Hey, thank you for calling.
Yeah, yeah, I'm glad I made it.
Yeah, thank you. Central Cali. Like an hour from
LA and I've seen some
stuff. Where do you guys want to start?
Wherever you want to start. Amen. Exactly.
Yeah. Wherever your mind is.
Okay. Ever since
I started meditating, I kind of activated something.
And let's see, the first time I witnessed something, I was driving to
universal Studios and I
witnessed the craft just flying horizontally in front
of the windshield. And I was like, what is that? And my sister
was like, I don't know. I'm driving, right, and
so I'm staring at it, and as I blink, it's gone.
It looked almost like a tic tac. Almost like the one.
Yeah. I have a couple of videos on my
YouTube if you guys want to check them out. It looked like a tic
tac, white with, like a
black front end, I guess. I don't know which
front or back. I don't know how
they drive, but it disappeared. And then
later that. What time of day was this at?
This was like midday.
If we leave early, it's probably before
noon, like eleven.
Okay, and when you said that it
passed in front of the
car. Correct.
Would you say it's a football field away? Two football fields
away, about to clean your windshield for you?
How close was it?
Yeah, about two football fields.
It was a good distance. Did I hear that right? Two
football. Football fields. Two football fields. Okay. I
thought you said 2ft. I was like, God damn.
Screw cleaning his window. He's got to get in the car with him.
I would have tipped him if he was that close.
Yeah. How are you still able to have a phone call right now.
Damn, man. Right. Okay. So two football fields
away, you said your sister was driving and
that she wasn't able. She basically gave you the age
old response of I'm driving. I didn't see it, like kind of
a response. Right. As most people do. Yes.
Yeah. So if I
can throw you back here. You said something that actually, it tipped off
my uap. Spidey senses here.
You said that since you had gotten into
meditation. What kind of meditation are we talking about?
I mean, at first I wasn't even sure how to meditate,
right. So I just started sitting down.
So you don't really know when you're starting. You read books, and there's
so many different tactics. I would just sit there, but when I
started doing it outside, I started
seeing the things as I would open my eyes
and they look like stars just moving, just like
speeding faster than an airplane.
Right. Was this intentionally ce five
meditation, or was this, say, based off
of Buddha Dharma practices
to work with the fact that you counted over ten?
So I started doing the meditation before Ce
five, but I have used Ce five.
Okay. I mean, it sounds like you didn't need five. That's what
I'm picking up on. Yeah. No, so I'm actually,
like, spiritually awakening, I guess you could
say. Okay.
As they say. Okay. I didn't mean to
cut off all the stories or anything, but that was a key element to something
that you said. I didn't want to just keep going through stories without acknowledging that.
Because if you were engaging in specifically
for any listeners out there, Ce five specifically
is human initiated contact
with extraterrestrials or the
imagination. And the ideas can kind of go on from there, whether they're interdimensional
or they're time travelers, what have you, the point is what we would
generally refer to as et UFO, so on and so forth.
Ce five close encounters. The fifth kind is like
us calling in. Kind of like listeners are calling
in right now to us. Right.
But that is other folks calling in. And there
is a meditation practice made famous by
Greer. I can't remember his first name. Stephen Greer.
Stephen Greer, yes. Who I'm not a personal fan
of, but that's another case. But Stephen
Greer, who kind of, like,
pioneered, I'll say, the popularity of ce five, he
did not invent it, but he did pioneer the modern popularity of human
initiated contact with extraterrestrials or interdimensional beings.
Yada, yada. Y'all know what I mean? So when he said
he was getting into meditation and started seeing craft
on a more regular basis. Like,
every bell in my brain was just going off. Like, what kind of meditation were
you doing? That is a very specific formula.
Yeah. So I'm glad
that we went to that, because my next story has to do with that
one. So, the next thing that happened to
me, I was outside in the middle of the night.
I think it was June 16, 2023.
I did a little. What is
it?
Right behind me is the Pacific
Ocean. And I'm looking straight up in
the sky. No stars are moving. I'm getting
kind of bored, actually. I'm like, okay, no one's
here. Like a Ouija
board, almost. And then, so, out
of nowhere, a giant Dorito
shaped craft
creeps over me ever so slowly
from behind me. And
then before I could even think anything,
it shuts its lights off while it's right above me.
And that's when I kind of noted it. I noted it back into my
room. What day did this
happen? June 16,
2023. I have a lot of
my things dated here.
Thank you for doing that, by the way. Yeah.
So sorry. Can I interject a thought here? So,
these two experiences so far, the craft that you're
witnessing, the things that. You'Re witnessing, they seem awful
close. I mean, these are really extraordinary
sightings, experiences, but the closeness
factor of them really, it kind of begs a question inside of
my head, and there were a couple of people in my chat kind of talking
about et, aliens, for lack of a better word. We
don't know if that's connected, but. If they're here, if they've
always been. Here, and it kind of makes me start to wonder,
are they there right now and most people can't see them. Does it
take an opening of your mind, of your
eye, through a practice. Like the meditation, to
actually see what's already there?
I think as soon as we're born,
we're trained. Cut it off. Right? They're like,
no, nothing like that exists. The same with every
paranormal. Everything, cryptid, those are
just stories. So in a way, that closes you
off. It's like a planned thing,
the way I see it, but when you start to think
for yourself and you start to open it up,
things happen, I guess.
Wow. That was a good question. That's incredible.
I got to start meditating, you guys. I think I'm the only one in this
whole group that has never seen anything. I want to see a
UFO. When you do
meditate, you want to make sure you take necessary precautions, because
just like in the paranormal world or whatever you want to call it. You don't
want to invite the wrong things, but you never really know. And that's
why I noped it out of there when it was hovering above me.
Nope, right out. Yes. No, gone.
I did like your description of
calling it the triangle of Dorito.
Like, I love that description because
instead of a triangle, because you can picture, like, a
triangle but also like, a pyramid in a way, the way that you
described it as, like, a Dorito like shape actually made me
understand how it's shaped more than if you were just like, it's just like, a
triangle. So I appreciate that. Yeah.
It was so weird. And I'm used to seeing
little lights flicker, but
the nighttime ones are a little sketchy because you can never
tell
the daytime ones.
Yeah. Have you guys heard of starlink,
that, like, satellite thing? Yes. Okay, so
I've seen that. I thought.
Go ahead.
Um. Fucking
knew it. Sorry if I've been distracted, y'all, and I'm
sorry, Paul, if I've been distracted.
There are two
individuals that I'm trying to encourage to call in
who were involved in one of my sightings,
and that sighting happened
on June 16 of 2023.
It was triangle shaped craft. And I have
been searching through comments and I've been searching through messages. I was like, when the
fuck did this happen? When the fuck did this happen? And I just found the
email from another person who was there that night who was engaging in
ce five contact,
trying to initiate contact on that night. This has
been fucking with me. I literally just went through my emails to try to find
it. So you know who you are.
We were on Brown Mountain. Sorry. I'm so sorry.
But that. Yeah, no, it makes perfect sense.
Sorry to jump in with that. That just hit way the fuck too close to
home. They're bigger than we think,
and they just come out of the ocean like nothing. They live there,
bro. Crazy.
We didn't see it out of the ocean. We saw it over the mountains.
I swear to God, the next call better be from the folks
I'm trying to encourage,
because I don't want to be the only one talking about these experiences. There was
so many of us. But please continue. I'm just saying, if
you need to know, I'm a believer on this side of the
mic. All right. Because you just hit way the fuck too close to home,
my man. I'm a knower. Because you should see those
other videos that I've already recorded.
Are you guys able to. The ones I've sent you?
I don't know if I got videos from you yet, but if you want to
send them really quick to
theblackcatreport@gmail.com.
Yeah, I can get them downloaded, and I can get them pulled up here in
three minutes. It's
a giant freaking craft. Sorry. All.
Right, if you guys need to go on crazy.
Do we have another one lined up? We do have another call coming
in. Thank you for calling in. All right, please
stick around, please. Thank you for this other call, which
happened literally on the same goddamn night. Thank you. Thank
you. Thank you.
You too. Thank you. That's nuts,
dude. That's crazy.
I don't know if you saw how distracted I was during that call, but I
was, like, going through. I was like, wait. I messaged this person around that time.
This person around. And then I remembered another famous podcaster,
Dan Zutterstrom. He was on Brown Mountain that
night. He was doing ce five with.
I can only remember their Instagram handle. I don't want to shout them out on
this, but now, future wife, I think
they're engaged now. Anyways, he was on the mountain. I only recognized
him because he has a very distinct UK
accent. It was pitch fucking black by the time we were all talking
to each other, there was a whole crowd of us up on the mountain. I'd
kind of grouped together on Brown
Mountain looking for the Brown Mountain lights. And the only
reason why I recognized him was because it was pitch black, and I've fallen asleep
so many nights listening to his podcast. I was like, I know this voice.
What the fuck? And it's like, why is this british dude on the side of
a mountain in North Carolina? But
him and his partner and their very adorable pit bull
were down on the side of a mountain, and they were doing
ce five meditation. And I specifically remember my
sister making a very funny jab about it.
She's like, because they were using finger symbols,
right? So it was like, ting ting, and it was a whole meditation
practice. My sister was like, where did the ting ting people
go? It's fucking hilarious.
I was like, rachel, they're trying to do this. All right, let's see if this
and if it's not totally fine. And we're excited about your call, but I'm
sorry, I got personal stakes on this. Right.
We are excited to hear it. Hello. You
are live. Can we get your first name and where you're calling from?
I am risket for the biscuit,
and I'm calling from Toledo, Ohio.
Hello? Can you guys hear me? Okay,
we can get. I was just telling them about the ting ting people.
Oh, the ting ting people,
yes. So
we took a vacation just a little
bit under a year ago, and
we went to the brown mountain
lights, and I
am the person that gil is talking about. Well, one of the
people. I'm not the famous guy,
but pretty damn close. But. No, I'm
just kidding. I'm not that close, but nevertheless.
So we were up there, and we were trying to see the
brown mountain lights, and then all of a sudden,
all of a sudden, out of nowhere, we
look up and
know just random stars in the sky. And there was literally,
like, the one guy was saying, paul,
there was like a Dorito shape, but there
were stars all around that. But
in the middle of the Dorito, there was no star. So it was
basically like a UFO, but it was
a triangular shape. And this
thing, if you just take your hands and put
them up in the sky, and you put your
thumbs together and your fingertips together, and you
look up all of that
while the triangular part
was black, everything around it, you could
see the stars around it, but
in the middle, it was just blacked out. And then all of a
sudden, this thing just went forward, if that makes
sense. And then it just went.
It literally went up. And
there was Gil and another person
and my husband, Tim, and I,
and then that famous.
Oh, Gil, help me with that. The gentleman's
names, because I'm forgetting.
Dan.
Dan. Dan.
Yeah, he was there. He was the
ting ting guy, because they were out there.
It's a long story with that whole situation. The guy's down there doing
ting tings and everything, and we were like, oh, he's a ting guy. But,
I mean, the guy summoned these aliens. Like, no
joke, this guy summoned these aliens. But
all of a sudden, out of nowhere, this thing just went, like, sideways
and just shot up into the air. And we were
like, holy crap. We literally just seen a
UFO. And it wasn't the normal UFO, where you
think of a saucer, because everybody thinks of a
UFO and it's a saucer. No, this thing was literally like a
Dorito, and
it was freaking nuts. This thing just went
on the side, went straightforward, shot up into the
air, and it was gone. And we were like, holy crap.
And the best part about it is, Gil was
like, I've got these really great laser beams,
or laser beams, and we
were shooting up, up in the air and just messing around because you can
use them as a pointer for long distance situations.
But this thing, we were pointing it at
the UFO or the Dorito, whatever you
want to call it. And I don't know if it saw
it and got flipped out, but it just
turned sideways or front forward, or whatever you want to call
it, went straight up into the air, and it was gone.
And we were just standing there like, holy crap. And the best part
about it was, the most elite part about it
was there was these old ladies there,
and this cute little old lady is
like, well, that wasn't the brown mountain
lights. I've seen them before. That's not
what that was. I've seen them before. That's
not what that was. That was a UFO. These
ladies were so cute, and it was, like, the best thing ever,
just because of the fact that these ladies.
And then there was other people there. There was a lady with her kids. She
brought them up there to just experience the
outdoor nature situation and maybe possibly see
the brown mountain lights, but there was the old
ladies, the lady with her kids, there was us.
And then the ting ting people,
and everybody came together, literally saw all
of this, and these ladies afterwards, like, all these
ladies were like, well, you know what? We should get together
afterwards, and we should meet here a year from
now. And Gil was like, that's
the best idea ever. And literally, Gil
became friends. Well, I think,
actually, he had been already following the ting ting guy,
and now it's his.
But, like, the older ladies and
us and everybody, it just united everybody. It was
great. And it was all because of a
Dorito in the sky.
What an incredible shared experience. There were so
many people who saw this thing. Yeah, that's awesome.
Everybody describes it as a Dorito. Yeah,
because.
Go ahead, Jay, first. Go ahead.
Everybody thinks. When you think of a UFO, you think of a round
saucer type of thing. But this wasn't
when I was looking up into the sky, I was thinking
of, well, we were looking for the brown mountain lights, but
then we saw this Dorito type thing, and it was weird. Like I
said, the whole
sky was full of stars. And then you have this middle
section that was a triangle that was
completely black, and you think of a UFO, and you
think of something that's just going to be a saucer, and it was not a
saucer. It was a triangle.
It's weird because you watch x Files, you
watch the outer limits, you watch
anything, or you hear podcasts like
Art bell or coast to coast, anything like that.
It's round in this situation,
was not looking for a triangle.
It wasn't a round object. It was a
triangle. So that right
there was just
something that was off the scale of
something that you're going to normally look for, but
it was awesome.
That really speaks to also, when
people submit or report these encounters, the things that
they are seeing up in the sky, we kind of grow up
with. This idea of what we're supposed to be seeing, what we
should expect to see. So when somebody comes forward and is. Like, no, I
saw a Dorito UFO, and that does not fall in the
template. Right.
That says something to me, that says something that's legitimacy
to the experience, too. But, yeah, what an amazing
story. Thank you, Riskett. Yeah, great story. Thank you, Gil sister. Oh,
thank you. Thank you, Gil sister.
Thank you all. Thank you all for letting me call
in. I'm
super honored to be able to speak because most people
are. No, no. You talk about UFOs. It's
know or it's not even.
I don't. I know what I saw, and Tim knows what
he, you know, Gil knew what he saw, and
it's nuts, dude. Completely crazy.
And I hope to see it again one day, and
I hope they're friendly, and I hope that
it's not the stereotypical crap that they have
on the movies, but nevertheless, I really
appreciate you guys. I love what you're doing. Keep doing what you're doing.
And, man, keep rocking it, man. You
guys are awesome.
Thank you, sis. We're going to take another call here. Love you. Bye,
sister. All right, night.
Bye. You
are live. Can we get first name? Hello, how are we doing?
Good. How are. Hello? Hello.
Is this Dwayne? Yeah.
I hear the timber of your voice. Hey.
Can you hear me? Yes,
sir. Yes. There is a slight delay, but it's
totally okay. We'll work during my life.
What you got for us tonight? You're in mutual company. Oh,
I was just calling in to say it. Man, I love the beard, haircut and
beauty we got going on here, man. You guys are awesome.
Can you get a little bit closer to the phone for us, please?
Make sure that if you are watching us, which we appreciate the numbers.
If you are watching us, can you make sure that we are muted?
Well, I can't hear you. Mute thy YouTube.
Beautiful. Now we can hear you. Perfect.
How are we all doing? A strange lighter.
We're good. I'm having a great time tonight. This is such a
wonderful subject, and I just wish I had seen a UFO so I could tell
my own story. Yeah, your
time was awesome.
Twins.
Go ahead, Dwayne. Oh, okay.
Hey. All right. Kristen. That creepy ass.
Did. I did. I'm going to move aside here real quick,
so my viewers can see it if you can see it in the dark.
Hey, look, I'm telling you, there's something going on with that thing.
There is. Lucky.
I got that feeling. Yeah. I
have my first haunted dog. Be careful. Put
power. I have not played.
Have the rest of you guys the. Videos I sent yet?
Yeah, we played them earlier. We played them on the show. Dwayne.
I got hung up at the store, ma'am. I came in a little late. Guys.
My bad. You're good. All good.
Unforgivable. But we'll forgive you. We're just
glad you're here during my life.
Anyway, I'll tell
you, I hate the word story. It kind of
bothers me. I prefer the word encounter.
Story, to me, implies fake. So my bad on that.
Please forgive me. Can we agree on
experience? No, that works.
Cool. Man. This was
about. I don't know, man. Maybe 20 years
ago, I was coming home from
a little event that I was attending and
seeing these lights. To me, it looked like a huge ball
of fire just falling out of the sky, like, for the longest
time, like, hovering there. And me and
my significant other, at the time
we pulled over, we went as far as to maybe try and
track this thing and follow this thing. We just couldn't figure it out.
And even so much as to
call the local airport. I'm in Washington state,
and it was Sunfield was the airport. We called
them up, and it's like, is there a plane crashing? Is
there something on fire? Is there something going on?
And they said, no,
it was just dismissed, like, nothing. While we were
watching this. And mind you,
this wasn't Venus. This is all going on while you're
watching it. You're making calls, you're hitting up the airport. So
on. Yes, 100%.
Mind you, we felt weird making the call. I'm
thinking to us, it looked
like an airplane going down
or in some kind of
peril. Long crash. That's a
comically long crash.
But there was never an explosion. There was never anything like
that. It's just at some point, it faded off
while we were on the phone with
the tower at the local airport. And they're like,
no, we got nothing. There's nothing going on.
And I don't know how to say it, but
kind of went home feeling,
man, I'm not sure. I can't grab the words, but went
home feeling. I don't want to say stupid,
but we know what we watch. We're sitting
there watching it. While we're on the phone with them, something happens. I
mean, it was a real thing. There was, like,
two other cars that pulled up behind us watching it
also, and was also making calls. I can't
confirm their information, but this really
happened. And when it was done, we all hung up and
put up our phones and looked at each other and went, what the hell
was that?
I can't explain it. It was a strange light. It looked like a ball of
fire falling out of the sky. And I
don't know. I can't explain it, and
I don't want to use the quote. How do you explain it?
Because I called all people that should be able to
explain it, and there was no explanation for it. And
to this day, it is what it is, and it was what it was.
I don't know. I can't
explain. What time of day did you say?
What's that? What time of
day did you say this happened at. This was, like, right
at dusk. There was still just enough
daylight for the sky to light up, but no sun
rays.
Is that right that this is morning? No,
this was in the evening. Yeah, right at dusk. So
is that that weird twilight hour where everything has that weird blue
tone? Yes, right at the
tail end of that. And like I said, within the next ten minutes,
it was pitch black. And it was weird. I mean,
the two other three other cars that were with us, it was probably about
eight of us altogether, just kind of stood
there confounded, like, what the hell was
that? It was weird because we were all calling.
Somebody called the police. I called the airport. We
called everybody,
and nobody knew nothing. I don't know. I
can't explain it. It happened.
What year was this, Wayne? I'm
going to say, like, 2002.
Okay. Yeah, that's another one of
those. The frustrating thing about a lot of the strange
light experiences is that they're so mysterious
and nobody knows nothing. Nobody has the answer. There's never
anything in the news afterwards.
Yeah, I don't know. I would be frustrated to see something like
that. And it's just like, it might as well just not happened. If nobody
knows anything or knows what it was.
It was really frustrating. I mean, if it was
just me and my
significant other at the time, no big deal, okay, we seen
something, but the fact that other cars pulled up and seen it and also were
making phone calls and then just
nothing. I'm waiting for something on the news. We came
on. We all put on the news and was
looking for something, but there was just nothing.
It was really weird. It was a giant fireball
just slowly coming down.
I don't know what to say about it.
I'm glad I seen it.
Dwayne, with all these calls and things that happen, the
way I like to think of that kind of stuff is that
the stuff that we research into now and delve
into these UFO reports, UFO experiences,
we're going back 2030 years, a lot of the times. So think of it
like maybe 40 years, depending on it, is that maybe
in a few years, somebody's going to be researching into this as well and is
going to see all these calls happening to the same radio tower, to the same
airport tower, and be like, there must have been a flap here or a UFO
experience here for a lot of these people and delve into what happened. And maybe
it happened to other places, too, just didn't get publicized early
or hasn't been researched into yet.
Boy, I hope so. I mean, there has to be some kind of
documentation of it, because, again, there was
multiple witnesses of this thing, and it was just
brushed off. That was the feeling we all got. We
all looked at each other and was like, well, the police don't know anything. Well,
the airport don't know anything. And the airport was like
15 miles away from where we're at. It's fun field, and
I think you call it Graham Washington.
And it was like, no, there's no big deal. But at the
time, I'm sitting here looking at it at the same time. It's
like, well, something is crashing, something's on fire.
Something's happening right now. Do you guys have anything? And they're like, no, we
got nothing. Okay. Yeah, I hung
up. I'm like, well, if you're not going to say, then I'm not going to
listen. So I don't know. It
happened. It's a weird
thing. And what confirmed it for me was
just the other cars that pulled up and stopped to get out
and watch the same thing. And.
Either something really happened and something was going on and somebody
didn't want to say anything,
or we're all nuts, right? I guess that's how
that goes, right? Yeah, very
well. Could be like, yeah, they didn't want to say anything, but that's such
a dramatic kind of thing to happen. And like you said,
with the multiple witnesses,
if there really was no there. With whatever this
thing was, that's a security
risk in my mind for no
official party to know anything
about that. Yeah. So that's where my mind goes.
I would have wrote it off myself. I would have wrote it off
myself as maybe a planet whatever.
If there wasn't other people on the
phone with other agencies reporting the same
thing and everybody getting told no. And
we're all heads on a swivel looking at each other
going, well, what are we looking at then? What is this?
That was just the weird part of it is just so
dismissive from every.
I heard one person say, well, would you guys just go outside
and look to the south? Just look and see it
for yourself because it's out there right now.
I don't know, man. I guess that's just how some of
these things go. I don't know.
But with all that aside, man, you guys are awesome. Love you guys'show.
Great guests tonight. You guys are awesome, man. I don't want to burn up your
time. I'm just a yahoo
with awesome stupid haunted dolls.
And great stories.
And those great stories. Thank you. I'll keep you posted.
You rock, Dwayne. Thank you. Thank you, Dwayne.
Have a good night, guys. Night.
My haunted doll has been staring at the back of my head this whole episode.
I just realized he's contemplating
lucky, because you've only had good luck since you've gotten it. I
have. I have. Don't tell Dwayne
shit. Sorry. He's probably. He's listening to this, right? His name is lucky.
Until the doll tells me otherwise. You didn't hear anything.
Oh, man. Well, we are creeping up on time, I think. You
guys, should we wrap it up
here? One more call? No, I'm going to push for
another call. I'm sure there's another call there. All right, let's do one more call,
you guys. I see some people hanging.
I also want to say somebody
in particular, I'm going to give a
shout out to Harry Carrey. All right. Harry Carrey has
been blowing up the BCR chat with all of the
things that I want to talk about. And I
know for a fact all the other hosts on this episode, on
this show, right? We all want to talk about it. We all want to hear
about it. And I can tell you, Harry, Carrie, this is the type of
shit we talk about when we're off air. But
in the chat way it's coming across is, I don't know if you all want
to hear about it. Insert a million reasons why. That's how I'm
taking it. All right? That's what I'm hearing on my end. And if you
called in right now, this is a special line right now just for
Harry, Carrie, it would be so great if you called
in. I'm going to throw that out there I think your stories
would be perfect. We really want to hear from you.
You've been just, like, teasing us with
these incredible stories. If not, I'm going to straight up say it. I'm going to
call it out there. Sorry, Joey, we're dedicating a show to you on.
We. I want to chat. We are dead
serious about, like, if you could call
in, that would be fantastic. I am already
hooked with Harry Carrey naming the mass
sighting, the mass Dorito sighting. So I am already
on board for Harry Carrey coming on the show for.
BCR mass Dorito sighting of 2023.
Yes. That was fucking fantastic.
208-717-1611
Harry, it's yours if you want it. Yes, we got
time for another, Harry. It's in the meantime, like I said at
the beginning. Well, I'm just saying up top, I specifically
said peer pressure. The show supports peer pressure especially.
She will do it,
Harry. Carrie, if you would call in, bless us with your
presence. If not, totally fine. We ain't trying to scare you away,
but we're trying to get you just to the point of being scared away, whichever
comes first. If you would call in, I'm just saying there is some
juice in the chat if y'all want to go see. Head on over
to the BCR live chat. Scroll down through it. Sorry,
Christian, for the numbers. Now. Scroll down through.
Scroll down through it and look at what he's been saying.
Like, I'm just saying, I'm sitting over here. I'm in a
drought. I'm in a drought. And this is on top
of. There was an impromptu mutual
validation of a family sighting that I
had take place less than a year ago. Right.
And I'm excited about Harry, Carrie. That's all I'm saying. That's
why I'm pushing so hard. Well, Gil, I think
he appreciates it. Just read in the chat that he is at work now
in incognito mode. So we
appreciate you doing this at work. And we're here
for it. We're here. Love you, brother.
Although I will say, if you were logged into your gmail account
in incognito mode, you are not incognito.
Thank you for your sacrifice, Harry. Thank you for your
sacrifice, Harry. But seriously. No,
totally legit. Yes, we are 100% on
Reddit. Find us at black hat report. Kristen, do you have a
Reddit? I do not have a Reddit. See it in your face. You do
not have a Reddit. Find us at Black Cat report. Hit us up on Instagram.
Black cat report or the
Blackcat report@gmail.com. How many times
do I have to say black cat report? You got this, my man. It's in
our show description. I want to talk with you seriously, the shit that you've been
saying, ringing bells all evening.
Sorry to just keep rambling you all. If there are any other
callers this evening, I think we're about at that point, and we
would absolutely love if you call in. I don't know if anybody else
wants to take the reins on if we have a time limit here
or what we want to do. We've never had this before. I think
let's wrap it up in the next ten minutes at the very latest,
just for us on the west coast, over here,
there's some dinner. I've
got another listener story that I'm actually going to save for the beyond the deadline
segment for next time. I think that'll be a good one for next time. But
while we're waiting for a possible. Final caller,
208-717-1611 Y'all,
speaking of next time, can we tell them what our
idea for the next episode is? Is that okay if I let that
out of the bag? Yeah, it was your idea, so go for it. I know.
It's such a cool idea. I tried to tackle it at
one point on my own show on the Halloween
stream that I did, but we. Are going to be talking
spooky AI and haunted
electronics. Oh, the sky is the
limit with that topic. So spooky AI
Alexa in the middle of the night suddenly coming on. I'm
sorry, I didn't catch that. Or whatever she says. I don't know.
Yeah, spooky AI, haunted electronics. I think that'll
be a really fun show. So we are going to be doing that April 6.
I've got a couple of stories. Of course you do. Your day
band.
Very excited to hear them. But yeah, these
episodes, so that you. Don'T have to keep a date in mind. We are always
going to air the first Saturday of the month. Just
put a little worm in your brain.
So that's all I had. Like I said, I'm going to save
my listener story until next show.
Did anybody else have anything they wanted to pop in here at the end? I
have my last story. Oh, I'm so sorry.
Damien, take us out. Take us out, man. Damien.
This is how we'll end the strange lights episode.
So was little over a year
ago. I was at an investigation. For those who don't know, who may not
listen during the first episode, I am a paranormal investigator. Go
to several locations and investigate hauntings and ghosts and all that fun
stuff. We was at a place up in Kentucky called
Rose Opera House. Super old building, still in
operation. Really cool place. So they put on
plays here. They show movies here. It's like a
place. They kind of do it all there. And during our walk
through, the guy was telling us all this different stuff, telling us the history of
the building, some of the haunting stuff like that. This one thing really
stuck with me. He was talking about in the main auditorium
that a lot of people would see this floating ball of
light just kind of floating down one of the aisles. Of course, I
was like, oh, whatever. That's just got to be a
logical expedition for that. So
we get released, we start our investigation. We're probably
35 minutes in, and I'm standing up on the
stage. My wife Kelly's down on
the floor kind of in front of me. Her sister is kind of off to
the left. And we have a couple of other team members kind of sitting in
a couple of the seats. And I look up,
and out of the blue, I'm like, holy fucking shit.
And her sister goes, did you see that, too? And I'm like, yeah, what did
you see? And we both seen this big,
bright blue ball of light just floating down the
aisle. Like, literally like it was somebody just walking down the
aisle. And there's no windows in this room. The
only outside light source is just a tiny little bit of
light peeking out from the lobby. So there was no possible
way that this ball of light was
coming from the lobby. And it was big. It
had to be at least head size. It was a good size
ball of light, and it floated for about a good 10
seconds, probably past three or four rows, and then disappeared.
And me and my sister both saw it at the exact same time because we
both reacted at the same time. And
unfortunately, I didn't get it on video because I was videoing at the time. But
I think when I seen it, I was pointing the camera in a different direction,
but I was looking in the direction of the ball of light. So I didn't
actually capture it on video, unfortunately. But that was
one of the wildest things I've seen during an actual investigation was this big
ass, bright blue light just floating down the aisle way
like that. It was wild. Whoa.
Real quick. How fast was it floating?
Like I said, it got past probably
four rows. So it was moving pretty fast, like somebody was in a hurry to
get to their seat. Whoa.
I think that's an awesome final story. I love that. So visual
too, right? Wow. Thanks,
D. Finishing up the
night. All right. With that, let's do our final
deets here and close it out my booze.
So I'll start everybody watching, listening. If you
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waiting for you to sleep. And please
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