Truth or Trash - True Stories and Tall Tales

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Awesome. Woo hoo. Alright. Kristen, you go ahead.

For hanging in there. Appreciate that. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Modern

technology. I know. Isn't that lovely?

Wonderful. It is amazing. Gil, I

I'm feeling I I got my dancing shoes on. And I thought I'd jamming.

On? I want a tippy tap. We need to pump up the jam.

Does somebody does somebody wanna announce this, like, world premiere?

I feel like Kristen, I almost feel like you should. Go ahead. Oh, goodness.

Yeah. World premiere. Beer boos and boogeyman has received

its very first original theme

song. It's cool. This is it's from

Hair Force 1 in the chat. Yes. Roll

the record.

Air Force 1. That's a bang. Thanks for tuning

in. Now let the games begin.

That's a banger. Dude. It really is. That's pretty fucking

rad. I'm gonna listen I'm gonna listen to that normally. That's a that's a

Right. Hair

force 1. Shout out. Much appreciated. Awesome. Mhmm.

Hell, yeah. Shout out to you, man.

Yeah. Well, welcome back, guys. It's been a

long time. Yeah. It feels like forever. It's been it's been a whole

month. Know you guys anymore. Yeah. So much has changed in my life

since the last time we had an episode. I

yeah. You didn't have a beard last time. Right. Has it

been years since we've been together? When my face was

shaved last time, I feel like That's

alright. Fall into a coma at some point. Or

something. Yeah.

So, guys, this is episode 5. This is episode number 5. Gil,

what are we doing? Yeah. So this week, we

are playing a little game called truth or trash.

And I think we can kick it off here with some of our own

personal stories, maybe, like, 2 examples on our

end and then 2 examples to kind of reserve for for later

in the show between us hosts. The

rules are pretty simple. Call in, tell us your story,

and you stay on the line. This is the important part. You need to stay

on the line after you tell us your story. And then

we take a vote, including, not just us hosts,

but anybody down in the chat. And so, basically,

you know, if it's 5 people voting and you

get 3 in favor of it being a true story, then

Joey to true. Or if you get 3 in favor of being trash, it goes

to trash. And then you tell us, was it a complete and utter bold face

lie or really what or really was it an unbelievable

story? So that's Mhmm. Pretty much it's a big

fish, but it's a game show. Anybody that guesses wrong has to

obviously take a drink. I mean, that's that's the simple part. So that'll help us

find the perfect level of discretion and inebriation.

Yeah. So, yeah, we're we're trusting you. Beer honest at home now. Go ahead.

Get your drink ready. Yep. Alcoholic or not, you're either gonna be very

drunk or very hydrated. It doesn't matter to us, but you gotta take a drink.

Or both. Right. Or take a toke. Take I know I know some folks that

are California sober. You know, like, take a toke

anytime you get it wrong. So

That's a lot. Well, yeah, I mean, I've been excited about this

show. I'm it's it's different than our our regular speed, something different,

something fun. Mhmm. And I'm very excited to hear these stories. I hope

people got some crazy crazy stories whether true or not. I'm

excited. We will find out. Yeah. Yeah. What y'all what y'all

drinking tonight? Shall we go for it? Okay. So I've

got 3 a smattering of drinks around here. So I'll

go with my nonalcoholic first. So just a nice water, you know, now a blue

bottle for hydration. I thought that was a jar of pickles.

No. My my jar of pickle water.

My nice, of course, dehydrating Mexican Coke, gotta

have that to mix to keep me energized. I have

too much of that tonight as the other host can attest as

I walked off and screamed, for a second before the

show. And then my alcoholic beverage tonight is a

cosmic little thing IPA by Sierra Nevada, which is

actually in Asheville and also in

Chico, California. 2 the 2 ones. So it's my drink. How about

you, Kristen? I

got the Kristen, the Trickster IPA

by Black Raven. I don't think I've ever had this 1 before. It's a

very crisp 6.9%. It's,

it's gonna it's gonna do me right tonight. Okay.

Dee. Well, you know,

I can never find anything. So I just said, you know,

the hell with it. I'm just gonna drink energy drinks tonight, so I won't with

ghost energy. Nice. But, you know, I'm out of it, so

I actually found something. Woah. It's called

Oh, what? Called UFO Welcome to

Roswell. It is a sweet beer with

raspberry, and I haven't cracked it open yet. So,

hopefully, it's not bad.

Raspberry beer. Good? There is no raspberry

taste, but it doesn't taste bad. So we're good. We're good.

Maybe you maybe you're supposed to shake it. The results. But it's it's

it's already open. So and Black. There's even, like, a little raspberry alien face

on there. It's like, man, I've Is that a is that a weather

balloon? What is that? I don't think there's any raspberries

in Roswell. So, I mean, it kinda makes sense, I guess.

Alright. Go for it, Gil. Yeah. So I have

the Hop Avenger IPA, which is a Voodoo Ranger line of

beer. Mhmm. It's excellent for if you want the police to

think that you've, been carrying around £20

of weed because the second you crack it open, it

reeks like it tastes like weed. It straight up tastes like weed, and they

somehow managed to make it not taste like trash and still taste like weed, which

is just incredible. But, yeah, the first time that I had

it, I, like, literally set it down. I was like, what the fuck?

Like, it, like, hit. I was having flashbacks to my

youth. That's some that's some dank beer.

You know, I've got, Steve from Nocturnal Frequency Radio in

my chat tonight, and he he could probably give us all some

pointers and some good suggestions for some great,

dank, paranormally based IPAs. He is a beer

connoisseur I see. So to speak. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. He's got

some got some good stuff on his IG. In our YouTube chat

for for BCR, we have hair force 1 going with the

tried and true dank dusk. Dust. Dank

dust. Damn. So that's nice. That's Heck, yeah. Keep trying it. We'll have to try

that 1 too. Mhmm. We we do So who's Gil

first?

I I need more time to come up with I mean, remember my

story. Oh, I'm sorry. Somebody else. Intent. You me?

Gil? Yep. How about Joey? Oh my god. Excited eyes. Kinda

the 1 to go We're all nervous. It's not like we all haven't

done shows over a 100 times, but now that we're on the spot, we're like,

I don't know how to tell a story on air. What are you talking about?

This is crazy. I mean, maybe it was just, you know,

all that excitement, you know, nervous excitement earlier. I don't know. I don't really get

nervous anymore. But Do

y'all know what do, apparently. Fireworks happen.

Apparently, in my backyard. I'm in a soundproof studio, and

it's coming in through my Not a drive. But

right. I do think, I might pay somebody in

the future. And this is for this is for folks for later in the future.

I might pay somebody just like $20 to walk by in the background while we're

recording in Joey's background just in a Bigfoot suit. This

fucking catch up the whole time I'm looking at him. I'm just

looking at the bottom corner, like, any fucking second. Bigfoot's just

gonna be like Boos it randomly

pop in? Yeah. And it would just Where he's like, I don't have any stories

Bigfoot's walking in the back. It would work too. Gil actually lives

ever happens to me. Minutes from my house. So, literally, we could pay

1 of our friends to do it, or he could pay Bigfoot,

theirself to come in and just Exactly. Want to come back for that. Oh,

yeah. Expensive. Good couple grand an hour. I don't know if

you guys also want to talk about episode 6 or if we wanna go straight

into it. It's up to you, bud. Yeah. Why don't you give us

episode 6 here, and then we'll launch into stories. Cool. Alright. Well

Yeah. Because it's it's, it's all you, bud. It is. This is my episode to

plan. So, you know, we'd all been talking about it,

and I had no ideas for anything to do an episode 6 on

because, you know, I just don't ever have any ideas and not creative and, you

know, things about like Cat. And I was just sitting there. And as you do,

you usually wait till the last minute. You know, who doesn't do that? The

everybody else does better stuff. You do that?

Okay. I Wait Gil the last minute? Yes. Okay. That's what I

do. And some of my best ideas come out at the last minute because I'm

just, like, seriously stressed out beyond belief. Well,

for episode 6, I wanted to to go

into a a kind it's not really a different direction for us, but another another

topic Cat, you know, as you know, we're only on episode 6, so we got

a 1000000 different ways to go. So Got it. Episode 6 is gonna

be theories on tap, your favorite

conspiracies. So 1 of the big things that I

love is history, and my favorite thing is to hear historical ones. But

these don't have to be historical conspiracies. Right? So you

don't have to say George Washington is buried in a crypt beneath the US Capitol

or Napoleon is a reptilian, anything like that. We know that

stuff. Yeah. It's all truth, just like the truth or trash

tonight. We want you to bring all your conspiracies.

So anything anything on Earth. And I wanna say

anything on Earth because if you bring a Boos conspiracy to any of

us or on this episode, you will see the angriest

I Cat ever be.

Gil will not see a nice person the whole episode because I

cannot take any more Boos conspiracies. I cannot I've had

it up to you can't even see my hand. I've had it up to there

to of conspiracies. Okay? So

any other conspiracy that you have, bring your favorite 1

or or make up 1. Cat would

love to hear if you made up a conspiracy

there and gave it to us. We are looking for any of those. So

that'll be episode 6. Alright. What's it called

again? Theories on Tap, your favorite

conspiracy. I think you're making this up as you go along. No. No.

Don't. I'm act Theories on I actually wrote it down, and that's kinda all the

stuff we talked about on our preproduction meetings. It would be

both trash.

Hey. If I got if I made this up, I feel really good about myself,

but I didn't make this up as I went. I typed it

about 5 minutes ago. Right. Thank you.

Alright. So Alright. Let's Very cool. Looking forward to it.

Let's go to our first story. July 6th. Yep. So it

is please make up US

conspiracy theories for July 4th. Please make them up and give them to

us. Works we would be we would love that.

And, you know, somebody's just celebrating July 4th a little early in Gil's

backyard. So Yeah. Alright. So

Alright. I wanna give the first story, a little bit less long

winded than what I just gave. So

when I was around, like, 8, 8 or 9, I think, it'd be about

1996, I lived in Virginia, like, small

town in Virginia. Right? So across the street, we

had woods surrounding a pond that was, like, right right across from our house,

about half 2 0.25 miles away, about a half mile

away about. And the pond was usually full of water moccasins,

so freaking hate snakes. All my life, I've hated snakes.

Those don't really have to do with the story. They're just we're around the pond.

But so I always walk through, making careful I wasn't

careful sure I wasn't stepping on any of them or that they came out on

land. And we also had wild dogs that ran around the neighborhood that

would attack the llamas down the street from our house. It was pretty bad. Pretty

it was actually really sad. And I think they actually killed 1 or 2 of

the llamas. Well, I really like to go back in the

woods and just walk around and see what I could find because there was woods

right behind the pond, and I would just go back there as a kid. And

that's kinda what I did. Before this is before cell phones, really. For me, it

was before cell phones. I would never have a cell phone on me, so I

just come back around 5 or 6 PM just to eat, watch TV, whatever

the thing was on. So the area behind there was pretty calm

most of the time. As well as just it's like a normal subdivision. It was

about 15 houses on about a mile road. So I was going

back behind the pond 1 day, and I saw just this little,

small animal Boos sticking up out of the ground. Right? It was animal,

so really wasn't too worried about it. But it was pretty interesting because I really

hadn't seen, like, small animal bones sticking out of the ground. So I

just kept walking, and I just kept walking the same way. And I

saw another bone. And it was pretty easy to

see that something had just left, like, bones that had been eating, maybe a

coyote, a wild dog that, like, goes after the alpacas, or

something like that. So I was a little bit like, nope.

Okay. Maybe I should be careful and listen to things.

I didn't have music going on at the time, didn't have headphones on

because you had seedy Walkmans at this time. And, honestly, if you walk

for, like, 2 feet, they would skip like Cat. So

I wouldn't listen to music. They were the worst. They were the worst. You couldn't

run or do anything. So Nope. So I just kept

walking that way and walking and get to this kind of like, it was a

small clearing, which I had not seen before even though I'd been in

this area a good amount of times. I could remember that on

1 side of the clearing, there was a small path through the grass.

Like, something had been running through there. You can always tell when it's in, like,

a clearing, and there's, like, a bunch of tall grass around, and you know you're

just like, okay. There's a spot where an animal's been running through. Right? You can

see, like, the grass has Beer over. You know? It's pretty easy to

tell. Probably what I thought was like a coyote or

something, something dog like. Well, there's a bunch

of small animal bones littered around this clearing.

And at that moment, I started going, okay. This is getting a

little creepy. I was, like, 8. So I slowly

started backing out of the clearing Black to where I'd, like, come from, and I

started hearing these really, really, really weird noises

coming from the other side of the clearing where there was a path. Right?

So I could see over there, but I couldn't see anything. Even though it was

still, you know, a little daylight, it was still it was a little dark in

there. It was kinda hard to see. Couldn't put my finger on

the sounds. You know? I couldn't say that it was like a dog. I

couldn't say there was like a bear. It was but it was kinda big.

So so 8 again, so I couldn't gauge the size of anything.

And as I remember, I pretty much started hauling

ass down the path where basically where I had come from, which was easy to

find since I had just come back through there, and the grass was, like, nice

and matted down from my footsteps. And I ran as fast as I could through

the woods, around the pond, and back out to the yard and over the road

and back to my house. I don't remember if I heard anything coming

behind me or chasing me, but to this day, I still remember that

little clearing. And, honestly, I never went back that way again

because I didn't wanna find out if something was there that coulda eaten me, killed

me, or maybe sacrificed me to the gods. I don't I don't know.

And that I just never went back in that area. I stayed

away, and it just was a weird happenstance from when I

was young. End of story. Mhmm. Yeah. And you and you will

you'll never know what what, was creating the growl. What

was the sound? What's the animal? I gotta it go ahead,

Gil. Sorry. Go. No. Please go ahead. Oh, I'd honestly,

it sounded in a mix between a bear and, like, a coyote. I mean,

it didn't sound like it was, like, a coyote, but it sounded a mix between

something dog like and something Beer. It wasn't it didn't sound like a werewolf.

It didn't it didn't sound like a werewolf. Okay? It just sounded like Beer

coyote. It sounded like something growling

at me with, like, a real low thing, not a dog and

not a bear. I just couldn't I couldn't put my finger on it, and I'm

not very good at making noises. As Gil can attest,

I'm not very good at making noises. It would just sound like Matthew McConaughey in

a Beer voice or something. So

I'm not even gonna try to make the noise, but it scared me

so bad. Yeah. It's true. It scared me so bad I never

went over there in that area again, and I just was like, I I don't

know what it was. Don't know if it was supernatural. I mean, obviously, I didn't

see anything, so I don't know what it was. Could have been a bear, but

it just scared me so bad because I was 8. And, yeah, you just don't

do that. You also go back in those areas when you're young. You know? I

got a I got a question then. Mhmm.

Harry Carey said, Joey's BCR origin story?

Question mark.

That's awesome. That mean how I, Beer became

interested in the paranormal? No? Yeah. I don't know. I'd

honestly forgotten about it until recently Gil I was thinking about it.

You know? Because you don't you know, when you're young, you don't really remember

things, so you don't, like it's not something that happens every

day, so you just don't think about it. And I don't think about that now,

you know, until we started going like, what are stories that we could tell?

What are, what are things that happened to us when we're young? So this is

1 of those things I was like, shit. You should probably tell that. I don't

honestly have again, like, you joked about I don't have a lot of stories that

I can go through, you know, besides seeing a UFO

at at Brown Mountain Lights or seeing a

UFO at our friend's house in in November 2020. So

Okay. Alright. How do we wanna handle this 1? Is it is this just with

the host, or should we hand it over to the chats? I think I think

a little bit of both. So I would throw out there, to anybody

in, BCR Cat land or in any of the other chat lands.

Let's get a thumbs up, a thumbs down. Any questions

that you have for Joey, I say we give it a couple minutes. Do you

think that his story was truth or trash? Do you think

and I wanna clarify too ahead of time. Trash

means any part of the story was fabricated. It can't be a 90%

truth and an actual that that does not make a truth.

Yes. We all know because we've we've all seen we've all seen

politics. The best lies are 2

thirds truths. So, like and we're not respecting

that here. So if we can get some some thumbs up or some thumbs down,

some emojis of trash cans or angel wings, whatever y'all wanna do to

give a thumbs up and thumbs down. I will be keeping tally on,

my handy dandy notepad. It's right there. Alright,

chat. Thumbs up if you think it's true.

Thumbs down if you think it's trash. If you have any

questions, pop them into the chat. Yeah. Yep. We'll throw them out there for

Joey. And we're gonna go fast here. So it's going to just be over the

next few minutes, then we're gonna call it because we do have 4 we

have 3 hosts that are sitting out, which means there will be a tie breaking

vote. Yeah. But, Damion, jump on it,

Damien. How often did you go back there before this happened?

I would imagine I went at least once a week,

and I went different ways. So it was like you could go through

this this little area around the pond to go into the woods, or

you can go to the left and go around the pond. And if you keep

going back, there's, like, a main highway. So you you wouldn't

go that far on the left side, but I'd keep just going every different way.

So about once a week, and that was for about

6 months, I would say, that I was doing that.

And yeah. And this was the that that was the last time I was like,

no. Thank you. I would not go to that area anymore. I just kept going

to the left. So and I had a friend down the street that kinda

was like, let's go somewhere else. And we went down to the woods by the

llamas where the wild dogs were, which is even better.

So what what time of day did you say this happened at? This was, like

you know, I go back home at 5 or 6 PM, so this was maybe,

like, 4 ish. Okay. What time of year was

it? I'm trying to think. I

would say it wasn't fall. It was definitely summer because I

didn't go out a lot during the fall or the winter because it was too

cold. So probably summer. It's when I usually went out.

Harry Carey said I have no question. Behavior panelists are watching

Joey looking up to the left to recall.

Damn. Damn.

Behavior panelists. Oh, yeah. We got people looking Cat, looking at all of our

Little do they know, our videos are mirrored.

Oh, I guess they are, right, looking up to the left and

right. So he's looking up to the right, but he's, looking up the stage left,

which is actually his right, which is actually Mhmm.

Left. We saw a pastor planning hair Harry

Carey. Lead leading leading up to this

episode, it reminded me of that show that, lied to me. Do you Beer you

guys ever watch that? I was trying to think because he's, like, an expert at,

like, seeing and sensing eyes and the things that people do. It's so

good. I was like, okay. Is that true if they look to the

left? Yeah. Go ahead. I how old did you say you were?

8 1996 about. Okay.

I was born in 88. So I'm gonna be honest. Off the bat,

I was incredibly, suspicious

because you said that you saw strange bones sticking out of the ground.

And as somebody who grew up

spending, you know, my before 12 year like, every time

see, I moved away from kind of, like, out in the country when I was,

like, 13. So my early childhood was

spent, roaming around woods and fields and shit like that,

too. I don't know a single random bone I ever

saw sticking out of the ground that I didn't immediately run over to and

yank out with, like, the ferocity of just God. Just like, oh, my

God. What is this? Just like ants crawling all over me,

ticks on my face. I'm like, wow. Look at this. So that's what I'm gonna

say. I'm gonna say every Tuesday. But that's the biggest thing.

Me Cat a as you know me now. Do. Think about me as a kid.

I would never do I don't do I don't even go outside. I hate camping,

so this is the biggest thing. I hate camping. Is true. And so me

going outside and doing stuff as I was younger was much funner.

Much more fun. Yeah. I could see. I like, you'd be walking on the

sidewalk. The tall grass would touch your leg. You'd be like, ew. You know? Yeah.

I could see that. I, a 100% could see that. Okay. But

knowing that about you but that also explains a lot of, like, you know, Joey.

You and me, besties for life. But, like, we are

completely diverged when it comes to those types of behaviors.

I'm gonna I'm gonna give a thumbs up. I'm gonna give a thumbs up. I'm

gonna say I think it's true. Okay. I also think I know what it was.

But Okay. You guys wanna book? Mhmm.

Debus, k Boos, anybody in our chats? I got 1

I got another thumbs up from Hair Force, our our official,

musician for the show. Mhmm. My

my, I I've got a a person from Germany

in my chat, Parceval. He would vote, but he says he's had too

much beer. That's literally that's why he should be

here. He says That's a He followed up. It's true. Okay. He says

it's true. K. Thank you. Thank you. So got a

bunch of trues. Okay. Okay. Speak out another truth. Do

you want? Well, the you guys d b, you guys go

ahead. Yeah. You guys gotta vote too. Right now, we just have 2

upvotes. Seeing seeing as how this is our 5th episode, it's

been very rare that Joey had any story to share with

us. It it makes it harder to

believe. Yeah. Mhmm. But at the

same time, there was no, like,

stutters or anything or pauses in the story. Either it was

true or really well rehearsed. Mhmm. Mhmm.

So

I'm a have to go down. I don't I don't think it's true. 1. 0.

Single skirt. Alright. Woah. And

I I did get another true in my Cat, miss Heidi.

So for my vote, I I

got tripped up a little bit with the year that you said and the age

that you were at that time. I was trying to do

the math real quick in my head because I was like, well, that would that

would make you about my age, and I know that's not true. Born in 88.

96 is 8 years. 80. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. You're not as young as I thought you were. Oh

my god. I think we talked about this last time.

Why did she say that with concern?

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, no. He's having a problem. This

beard this beard grew up in, you know, in less than a month. No,

ma'am. But the beard is from the seventies. Yeah.

I don't know. I don't know. Cat there was there was something something

about it. I I did hear a stumble, and it could have been nervousness,

and, just AAA flow of a lot of words for

you just like like Boos was saying. It was it was a lot. Okay. I

am also gonna say it's trash. Okay. Alright.

Sorry. Sorry. No. That's fine.

Alright. Do we have every That's fine. Do we have It's fine. Do we have

every I mean Is it what I'm supposed to say? So the final verdict is

everybody called it true. Everybody except for you too. Yeah.

Except for us. Yeah. We got 2 down votes,

3 up votes. Joey? Okay. Alright. Alright. Is it

truth or trash? You guys ready? We're ready. Yeah?

It's trash. I'm fucking kidding

you. The water knows what we went. Drink.

When we went camping and you literally yelled out you

literally yelled out, I always lie. I lie about everything.

I was the season I'm taking a sip.

Oh. The season didn't make any goddamn sense because,

actually, what you described sounded more like, like, rutting

season. Like, that sound actually sounds way the fuck

closer to a very pissed off and territorial

buck. Yep. But seasons didn't

match up, but I was gonna give you the benefit of the doubt around, like,

you know, you were the age of ago. Yeah. It's kinda like I

wanted to portray it is that I was young, and it didn't It did good.

A lot of stuff was messing with it. But, hey, Boos you dated me,

Kristen? Mhmm. You guys the guy who knew me most I

remember. Said said truth, and that's bad I I re and

sad. I'm sorry, girl. III lied to you. The other the other thing that I

that made me think it might not have been true that that, like, sent up

my red flags was this was a lot of bones that just

kinda stumbled over in the woods. Do you know how rare it

is? Thanks to Sasquatch research. Do you know how rare it is

to actually stumble across any animal bones out out in

the the wilderness, the woods, what have you? It's very, very rare. That was a

Cat. Just poking up about the year. Yep. 96. You're the bones.

Story, though. The year of the bones. You're the bones.

Thank you. Very good story. I wanna apologize. I'm sorry I lied to

everybody. I I don't like it. It doesn't feel good,

but I wanted to start off with a lie. I actually had 2 stories. I

had a truth and a lie, and I had to decide which 1 I wanted

to say, and the trash was the beginning. So

It's not the first time you've lied to me, dude. I don't really take it

that. Oh, he is Phil is really

mad. Just my camera

settings again and threw my face red. Well,

y'all, we did hit the, the half hour mark. Do we want to

open up the lines for people to call in, and then we can trickle through

our own stories in between? Alright. Mhmm. For sure.

I know we got a couple of people in the chat. I'm I'm looking forward

to you calling in. I'm expecting you to, because, we've

talked before. I I know you from my life, and, I know

you guys are good storytellers, man. Mhmm. And you have some very exciting

lives too. So truth or trash? Let

me excited. I'm excited to tell mine because I think y'all are gonna be,

think you I think y'all gonna be hard to guess mine.

Alright. I'm excited for it too. Did you wanna go next,

I can. Yeah. I can. Okay. Alright. While we

wait on our first caller, you know, be brave,

guys. Take part in the fun and the game. Mhmm. Call in

anytime you want. Let me throw that number out there. Yeah.

22087171611

is that number. Yep. Parceval, he says he cannot

call in because, their English is not very good. Aw. Good.

I mean, I think we can, you know, we can deal if he would like

to. You know? If he if he promises. If yeah. No. A

100%. A 100%. And this is something we actually are working on

towards the future is getting live translation set up on the show because, you know,

fuck being limited to just 1 language in this day and age. But

I would throw out there as as an offer to to our German

guest, if they wanna fire over a

quick email of their story,

right, to the Beer, Boos, Boogeyman email or

to the Paranorm Girl, any of our emails. And

if they'll stick on the line, we'll read it, and it'll get submitted into the

show. So Yep. I don't know. This is an option. This is

an option. Joey. Mhmm. Take your time to write it out. If you want us

to do it, we can still do that. Yep. That would be awesome. And my

email, if you wanna send it to me, it's Paranormal

atgmail.com. It should be down in the notes.

Alright, Dee. Go for it. Alright. So,

you know, you guys have heard a lot of my stories

even before the show, but this is 1

that that just I actually just thought about today. I was like, I don't think

I've told that yet, and it it's really interesting.

So growing up, the the the place

we used to frequent as teenagers that really got me in to

the paranormal was the cemetery that was

nicknamed Werewolf Springs.

Long story short about the cemetery, there was a circus train

traveling through in, like, the late 1800. It derailed.

Supposedly, some of the animals got loose, and

there was word that 1 of them was supposedly a werewolf. The werewolf,

like, raised havoc in the woods, killed people and shit.

Don't know how true that part is, but that's how I got its nickname of

werewolf springs.

So, like I said, we would frequent the cemetery pretty much

every weekend. That's where we went instead of being out

partying or going to football game, shit like that. We went to the cemetery.

And 1 night, it was just myself,

Keith, and his girlfriend at the time. And we're

at the entrance of the cemetery. At night, they would close the

gate, so we always had to jump the gate to get in. So, we're at

the gate, getting ready to get in there.

And at the very back of the cemetery, and it's not

a very big cemetery. It's kinda like a a family cemetery. It's not very big

at all. We see Cat the very back, like, this

tall, like, white figure standing at the back of the cemetery.

And I'm like, what the fuck is that? And I look over at his

girlfriend. She's like, yeah. I see that too. And I'm like, what

exactly do you see? And she, you know, tall white figure.

And so we jumped the fence trying to get closer to this

thing. And by the time we get over the gate and stuff,

it had disappeared. So, I don't know if it was just a random

you know, Black of fog or

we saw a fucking ghost standing back there or a big tall

yeti, but it was I don't know what it was

and tripped me out. And this is the

on the way over here, that popped in my head. I was like, I

need to talk about this. I've never talked about that. Like, it was 1 of

those ones that stuck out to me, but it didn't stick with me,

Well, you know, like some of my other stories did. So it was

I don't really know what it was. And we went back I don't know how

many times after that. We never saw it again. So I don't

know, like I said, if it was just a random pocket of fog

or we actually seen something stick because there was also

rumors that there was, like, some kind of weird fucking cult in the woods too.

So it was a lot of stories from this.

Right. Well, you know, a lot of stories from the

cemetery. And, you know, we experienced a lot of weird shit out there.

And that that was 1 of them. So, yeah, that that's

that's my story. Can I ask the first question?

Yeah. How tall was the fence that you guys jumped? It wasn't

actually a fence. It was just a gate, so we still had to

either climb over it or climb under it. It was just a a random

bar, like, gate. Okay. But we couldn't actually

drive back there at night, so we either had to crawl under it or hop

over it. Okay. Okay. Okay.

People in the Cat, we're we're gonna start the timer now. So truth

or trash, what do you think of Damion story here? Thumbs

up, thumbs down. If you have any questions, pop them in the chat, and we'll

ask. I have a question. K. What was Keith's

girlfriend's name? Because her name was Nikki. Nikki.

Okay. I think it's trash. Oh, he's going right

ahead of time. Right. No questions. Just No. We're

rabbit. Werewolf springs. Are we just gonna

good, sir. Are we gonna overlook the circus werewolf that killed people?

Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Can I can I be honest about

this? Google werewolf springs? It's a real place. I believe that it's

a real place, and we will do an episode on it.

I I had to sorry. Sorry, Damien. I had to look it up and see

if it was real, and it's an actual real place. So it's really cool. You

did Damien, at some point hate. At some

point, Damien, you have told us

your origin story. Right? And you were just saying this

is 1 of your earliest stories. I'm like, it's

suspicious. It's suspicious, man. I don't know.

I don't know. You'll find out in a minute. Gil's also mad because he

said truth to mine, so he has to be the opposite on Cat. That's

true. I'm just gonna get fooled by everybody all night.

Kristen, man. I I'm I have my mind made up on this

1, Dee. So I will

say, AAAA werewolf

springs and the story of a of a werewolf killing the

locals and the story of a local cult

living in the woods and, you know, sacrificing people. That is such a

southern goddamn thing. That's true. It's it's

true. Your story is true. What a neat detail.

I am going for truth

because I think it's true. I saw it in your eyes. I was looking into

your eyes the whole time just into those dreamy, beautiful eyes. I

was just watching and just seeing if they brown puddles. If they blinked

once. If they blinked twice, I know it's not true, but I did

not see you blink twice. I am saying

truth. What does the chat say?

Anybody in the chat wanna throw a a thumbs up or thumbs down?

What'd you think? True or not? Black or

Cat? Factor Cat. Damien's Damien's

short story, but good story. Mhmm. I don't have

any takers on my end. 1 second. There's

also a delay too. True. True. So we got

1 true. In my Big Bigfoot Club Bigfoot

Club, 1 true. Club. Shout out Bigfoot Club. Mhmm. Foot Club

thingin' thinking it's true. I'm over here just slowly

ruining my reputation for discretion.

I'm just staring deeply into this chat right now.

Got, we've got somebody tuning in from Canada. Nice. Thank

you so much for jumping on, YC. Thank you. And a shout out

again to, or just kinda bringing this up again. Feel free to

call in at any point in time with your own truth

or trash story. Try to trick us. I am down in

my votes. Everybody else is up on their end right now. So,

you know, this is a game for everybody. Call in. Tell us your story.

And, you know, if you want to start that off by asking Damion

questions directly about his story. Right? And following up with

with his tale and voting on truth or trash. Right now, we are

at 1 downvote, 3 upvotes.

So only got a couple minutes left. I

Damion is such a he's a very good storyteller too. He's so

wholesome. And, like, you're right. I don't know if he ever blinks, so

it's just, like, constantly staring into your soul. Mhmm. He never breaks

eye contact, and it just makes it all the more believable. Dang cold. Yeah. If

you're if you're lying to me, Damion, right now

Hey. Hey. Look. I I have a I have a lot of rad stories from

where Willow Springs, and that's just 1 of them. Okay.

Alright. Captured our very first EVP at werewolf springs.

Mhmm. Mhmm. Sounded like a little girl saying good morning. Okay.

Alright. Should we That was just Wendy. Tally the final votes?

That was it? Good morning.

Horsey. Alright. Alright. Well, I am good on

my end. Kristen, you got any more votes coming in? Nope. Nope.

We're good. Truth or trash, Damion? Alright.

So, you know, it it it does involve, you know, my best friend,

Keith. I'm getting there. Calm your tits.

So it it it does so it does involve, you

know, my best friend, Keith. And out of respect for him, I'm not gonna tell

any lies involved with him, so it is true. What the fuck?

Kristen, 2 points. It up, y'all. 2 and o's, Kristen.

Sheesh. I'm doing great. 0 and 2. And

this is his game too. I'm miss voting just because

I'm thirsty at this point.

Yeah. I'll sympathy drink here. Alright. But, yeah, it

was really fucking weird. We don't couldn't figure out what it was. And by the

time we actually got to where we could start walking back there, it

was gone. Not a clue what it was. And it

specifically it looked like a just a very large figure.

You're right. It did. Is that right? Okay. And what's Large. I don't know.

Been, like, white. Like, it was almost like a like I said, like a

wall of fog, but, like, it was shaped like a figure. It was weird.

Mhmm. Damion, I voted truth because that this just sounds like

a you story. Like, it just sounds like something that would happen

to you. And so I was like, this is I you know, and and Beer,

you know, Keith, I I think that it I I just looked at you, and

I was like, this just sounds like so much something that would happen to you

in this. When you get over there, it's gone. You're just like, dang it. We

almost got it. You know? Because most people will be like, let's leave right

now. This is pretty creepy. So if you had said you

left, then I would've been like, this is this is trash. This is trash. You

would never leave after seeing that. Yeah.

I always is true. Leaping over fences and everything. Run

into cemeteries to get to the ghost. Shit. Right. All sorts of crazy

shit. Yeah. So I don't know if y'all can see that. It's probably super

tiny on y'all screens. Our phone number is

208 717-1611.

Break out your phone. Why don't y'all have this number, save you, as a contact?

It is 208 717-1611

again if you still need it. No. We're waiting for you. We really wanna hear

your voice. 208 717-1611.

Call in and tell us your craziest tale. True or

false? Maybe Gil will get 1 right.

Take part. Well,

we move on to the next host? I might be ready.

Okay. I don't know. To be But, anybody who wants to call

mhmm. 00I was gonna say anybody who wants to call in,

as as always, don't worry about interrupting us if we're talking.

Mhmm. What's up, Gil? I was gonna say, give a few

minutes just in case somebody wants to call in.

Trying to pressure folks in the chat here. I know y'all got stories. We've talked

with y'all before. We are waiting. We are waiting for you.

Here we go. Sweet. There it is.

Gotta

this I'm this is Bob. I'm calling from Texas.

Boos. Hello, Bob. Welcome to my in. Bob with

Bigfoot Club. Oh, hey. Heck yeah.

Thank you for calling in. So What's Gil what's going on,

man? Nada. We, we

are collecting stories, truth or trash. So I don't know if I think you came

in a little bit late into it, but, you wanna share a

tale, it can be total Boos. Right?

Which Joey knows means Bigfoot Cat. It can be total Boos,

or it can be the truth, but don't tell us. Tell us a big old

tale. Right? Okay. We're all gonna take a few votes here.

You stick around for a moment, and then we decide on if

it's truth or trash, and then you tell us, is it truth or trash?

Okay. I got 1II

was the former Bigfoot researcher for Texas Bigfoot

Research Center in the early, late nineties, early

2000. And when we first got our our website up and

going, we would get we were our goal was to get,

like, stories, like, at least citing reports in

Texas, but we end up getting them, like, nationally. So we got 1 from

Kentucky, and it was this lady. And I I

hope, I can say some of the stuff on here.

But, I got this 1, call from this lady, and she was

she so I ended up calling her, and so she said, yeah. I have a

Bigfoot coming down, the mountain. I guess she was right right close

to Appalachia. And, so this Bigfoot would come

down the mountain, and and she said because, this Bigfoot

wants to have sex with me. And I said, okay.

How do you know this? Well This Bigfoot was coming down the mountain

and and was wanting to have sex with her. Alright. I'm Boos

concerned. I said going.

And then I go, okay. I go, how can you tell? And she says,

well, he's coming down the mountain, and, his his

junk is glowing whenever it comes down. And

so at the time at the time,

we had my mentor, Luke Gross, with me. Wow.

And I asked him. I go, hey. I go, is that possible?

He says, well, Bob, you know, some you know, there are some, phosphorescent

mushrooms and, you know, maybe the maybe this Bigfoot got into it and,

you know, and then touched his junk, and then now he's coming down. So

so she would she would tell me that he would it would come down

and, like, and, like, bang on her trailer. And and

so she would yell at it, and then it would eventually go away. And

so, we didn't I didn't get a chance to make it out to Kentucky, but

I did reach out I did reach out to a local Kentucky group

and see if they could take it. They never got back with me on it,

so that's my story.

Bob, I need to happen real quick. Can you find that email you sent

to the group in Kentucky? Because I think that that would be a fascinating

if this is true. Hey, guys. No. We haven't talked

much, but I got a Kristen.

Wow. Okay. So so well. Bob said if

if you Cat, if you could stay on the line. 1. Right? It's a it's

a damn good 1. I'm with you. I'm voting up on that 1. That's

insane. I'm a bit of a I'm a bit of a Mayweather Hey. Hey. Good.

Mayweather Hold on a second. Voting state. Yeah. Hey. Let's hold on for a second.

The stream went down. Stream went down.

Yeah. Well, I don't know where you where you wanna pick up or if he

wants to and we can just finish his story and kinda wrap it on a

private record. Do you think that would be upload it? Yeah. I think that

would Beer a good call for the right now.

Boos, I'm giving you an upvote on glowing dick Bigfoot.

Hello. Right on. Man. Right on. Yeah. Kristen,

Joey, and Joey. Yeah. Yeah. I I ain't got any questions.

That story was fabulous. I was totally sucked in,

and, you got an upvote from me, Bob. True.

Well, I I will say this. This is this is probably

not the only big potato story that I

have. Well,

true or not, Bob, you're a fabulous fucking

Joey storyteller, and I'm gonna give it a thumbs up. I'm gonna say it's true.

Mhmm. Mhmm. Alright. 1 more vote left. Joey? Thumbs up.

Joey Joey's got the thumbs up. Man, you got truth

across the board. What is it? It's it's a

police. Process. You told you told it too

well too quickly to be to be false. Right. Yeah.

And something that crazy that something that crazy won't

isn't You know Yeah.

You know what? Yeah. But Yeah. There's there's I think that's,

go ahead. Sorry. You you just made me the, we should do an episode

dedicated episode just to to Bigfoot penis stories. If Bob's

got so many, I bet he's not alone. I bet there's a lot of people

out there who got them. Mhmm. It's true. Glowing Beer penis stories.

I I think I even I even have a tea I even have a teabag

1 too.

You know what? Oh, no. I vote right now if we can get

some more stories from Bob. Bob, do you wanna help rescue, the

show now that you're kind of, like, the only listener slash caller that's

on the line and this Right. You got it. In my mind, I'm sitting

here, like, we were gonna go a little while longer. Fucking let's go.

Let's rock this shit. We gotta Bob, is

that cool with you, man? Well, if you wanna schedule me on

another time, I'd I'd be happy to come on too. So Okay. Alright. Okay. Alright.

We can do that. Sure. We'll do that. We would love that. Yeah. I

I would love how to negotiate. Okay. Mhmm. Yeah.

Someone someone from b Report all most of us will come

contact you to schedule some time with you. Technically

Okay. I reached out to you months ago. Weird. 2 2 years

ago. No. I'm just

kidding. I would love to have you on, though. I think you'd be the only,

Yeah. You'd be the second, Bigfoot we've had

on our show, Kristen. I know that you just absolutely

love Bigfoot, and you want more Bigfoot episodes. So I don't know if that's

something you'd want. We're gonna get you airtime, my man. That's what I'm

saying. Yes. We are. Yes. Yes. We will. Mhmm.

Absolutely. Okay. Well, just I mean, just so you know just so

you know, I I've been I've been a Bigfoot researcher for 20 years.

Mhmm. I was 1 of the 12 original members of the Texas Bigfoot Research

Center. Nice. They're they're now called the North American wooded

conservancy or something. And I was a case director

for a paranormal group for 10 years for a group

called, Pentex, Paranormal investigations of North

Texas. So I got I got both spectrums. I've covered

Boos. And I got some, you know, some strange

theories and ideas and stuff. So, because I think I

think it's you know, a lot of a lot of times Bigfoot and and

the paranormal, they kinda Kristen over a little bit at times.

And a lot of Bigfoot researcher don't like to talk

about Cat, but, really, it's, it's 1 of the things that they

it it it's hard to miss it because I've talked to I've talked to thousands

of people who've had paranormal and Bigfoot experiences.

And some some of these stories that I that I Damion across, you just

you can't discount some of the supernatural stuff. For sure. Yeah. You can't. For sure.

Yeah. True that. Well, thank you, Bob, for the story.

Thank you. Thank you so much, Bob. Yeah. For real. Awesome. Cat was great.

We'll contact you offline. Somebody will. No problem. Yep.

Yeah. I may I'm I I may I may have y'all come on, you

know, come on to my show too, Seth. Oh, no. Please, honestly, we

To be Cat, you know, to be fully transparent, I know, like, Joey and I,

and this is actually at the recommendation of Kristen. We should go on

more shows. We're kinda just like some scaredy cats, over

here at Black Cat Report. And we just Cat we invite folks to come

over to our house, but we never go over to other people's houses. We should.

We would absolutely love to come on is what I'm Mhmm. What I'm Mhmm. Trying

to say. And we'd love to have you on too if you have availability sometime

next week. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Let me let

me look at my schedule. I'll I'll if 1 of you can email me,

I'm at I'm at bigfootclub 1@gmail.com.

Bigfoot Club 1. Got it. Got it. Thank you. Do

you also do Instagram? Okay. So just email me and we

could yes. I do. I do Instagram. Okay. I

do, I do Facebook, Instagram, x,

and TikTok. Awesome. So Cool. Boos. Awesome,

brother. Well, thank you, man. Alrighty, man. Well, it was it was good

talking to you all. Thanks. Talking to you too. Okay. Beer. Have a good night.

Okay. Have a good night. Have a good night. Alright. Have a good day, Bob.

Bye. Oh, well, you know, it's it's so weird

how fate works out that way. Like, the systems, Recording

again. Recording again.

Okay. Because we're going to finish this show. Yeah. Yep. I didn't

I couldn't tell. Like, we're having all sorts of technical

discombobulations. Okay. So weird. Should I

start over? Just start over. Alright.

So, what I wanted to say, about fate and

Bob kinda sneaking in there under the wire, which is

crazy because what we are doing right now, we are continuing to record the rest

of this episode because we are professionals, Damion it. But our

live was cut short because so we are hearing

reports across the country. YouTube is having some issues. YouTube went down for

a lot of folks. So that is what happened to our livestream. Anyone who was

in the chat, sorry. Welcome to the replay of the rest

of our show. We just wrapped up with that amazing

collar, the 1 collar that that just skirted in under the

line and was on with us when YouTube went down.

Even though YouTube went down, we kept talking to him, and he's Yep.

Amazing. That was Bob at, he he said the Bigfoot

Club. Uh-huh. Texas Yep. Yeah. Yep. He was so

awesome. And, you know, it was meant to be because we're hoping to have him

on the show in official capacity at some point. So

that's just fate, man. That's fate. And

like, no tube. Right. No tube. 0 tube.

Yep. And I'm gonna go ahead and make the call now because we

did wanna try to make this a thing. If it did

if it was successful, we'll go ahead and do a second part of this

sometime down the line. And, hopefully,

we Cat actually get more people to call in without, you know, us

being cut off from the world. So Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely.

Well, I mean, we can still finish this, and I think we should just like

regular. Mhmm. Do we wanna do 1 more story from the host, and

then we'll close it out? Yeah. I think there's 1 more person that

hasn't talked and said their story, but has

been here. I who who hasn't?

So we got Gil Is it caller?

Oh, no. Damn you

caller. Damn you caller.

Who so far is 1 of 2. Not that we're keeping dibs

here or anything. Not that Hey. The person

not that the person that lied to me would be rubbing this

No. We'll talk about this. Now

We'll talk about it after.

Yeah. So it's actually it's funny because, Joey, your

story reminded me a little bit of mine too. I

call it trash. God. I'm

just And No. Go ahead, Gil.

Like, my life. So grew up grew up out in the country.

Grew up out in the country until I was about 12, 13 years old.

And, you know, family had about acre of land, you know, part

of it Cat a garden, part of it is where, you know, like dog pens,

part of it is where I had a hole that I would play in,

and to just dig sand. Probably true. Because that was that was

fun. But that's not that's not the the challenging

part. It's not the contentious part here. So, when I was

really young, my family and I would go

on walks. And so, you know, we had a acre property, and the

back of our property, butted up against a

corn slash soybean field that depended on the, you know, the year

and the crop rotation. But and there's about,

I would say, 2, 3 acres going

back until eventually you hit a

series of sand dunes and then you hit a forest.

And so Mayas was, like, always playing back in those sand dunes. Right?

Because sand dunes in the middle of nowhere in the country, they're, like, exclusive.

And I was, like, a huge nerd, and, you know, wanted to be an

archaeologist. So, like, that was that was my shit, you know, when I was

little little Gil. Sometimes, my family

and I, we would cut through the corner of the

fields, go back past the sand dudes, go into

the forest. And once you went a little ways

back, it was kind of like a wild, like, open

clearing and then more woods. So it was tall grass.

I can say at the time, you know, me being about 4 feet high, the

grass was about as tall as me. So it's just like weeds and

grass, you know, in between patches of forest.

And we would go back there, and we'd take this trail,

along the forest, end up at this the

the family's Baptist church way the fuck down the road. So it's like 1 giant

loop that we would walk. You know? It'd Beer, like, from our house

through the woods, past and, like, come up behind the church and then

walk back down the road to our house. It was a couple miles. I don't

know. Country shit that you do. Right?

Well, 1 day when it was, so it was my

sister, my mom, my dad, and I. We are all walking.

And along the,

along the trail, there was a ditch,

and there was a car that was smashed into this ditch

in the middle of the fucking, like, woods.

I don't know how the fuck a car would get there. Let me

phrase it like that. It was a car smashed into the ditch, and so

we kind of, like, obviously, we're, like my sister and I are little

kids. We're kind of, like, poking around. My parents are, like my parents

had the good gut reaction of,

don't go up to that car immediately. And I think it wasn't so much the

car. It was, like, there might be dead bodies in that car, and we

don't want our kids to be fucking traumatized. Right.

And so, yeah, I remember seeing my dad, like, kinda, like, hobble down into the

ditch and, like, Black. And he's like, no. It's fine. And he was kind of,

like, trying to pull the door and look. It it was it was out of

sight. And, I mean, we only maybe went walking as a family Cat

least 3 or 4 times this summer, like, through that area.

So it could have been there for a month. Could have been there for 2

hours. We have no fucking clue. It was just like we were all like,

that's new, right, in the middle of nowhere

in a ditch where there's not a clear road to get fucking here,

and it's, like, pretty far off of the road. Right? This is

8th of a mile, quarter mile of, like, grass again, like, super

fucking high and, like, thick ass forest. Right?

And so my parents called the cops and reported that there was an

abandoned car in the middle of nowhere up in the woods.

Cops opened up the trunk. There was a shit ton of money. That car was

from Black robbery. Woah. What? What a

twist.

See, it was going so well. Mhmm. So I'm gonna just have to throw the

box in there. You're I was just starting to

tune you out. Yeah. You m. Night

you m. Night Shyamalan. Shamaland. Shamaland.

Shamaland did. Shamal I don't know. Yes. You did.

United it. What a twist. Boos, you know

what? I have no questions. That's a true story.

Now what where did you say you grew up, Gil? Northwest Ohio.

Specifically, I grew up in, Monclova,

Ohio, which everybody just pretty much refers to as Toledo, Ohio.

But Monclova so I grew up exactly 1

mile from the Toledo Express Report,

from, like, the fence line of the Toledo Express Airport,

which is, like, out in the country. It's also where the 100 and first I

think it's the 101st Airborne is located at.

At the I drove by last year, I wanna say, or the year before.

They definitely have a few more houses out there now, but growing up there, like,

there was with 1 set of neighbors, another neighbor that was never home,

and an old lady that lived kind of farther down the road.

Cat was it. And there wasn't it's cornfields. You

know? Like, there wasn't shit out there. You know?

Well, I know soybean fields. I know here Joey depending on

the season. And out here where I've grew up, I've seen random cars

just out in the middle of the woods and have no clue how they coulda

got there with no roads, no

pass in between the trees to squeeze through.

This is picture picture this is the the lining of the

ditch. Right? And, obviously, you have trees and shit kinda all through here, but there's,

like, a little bit of water going through there. This was a

clearly not been abandoned car for a long time. Like, it

didn't have moss and shit all over. You know? I agree. And it was like

this smashed into the fucking ditch.

Mhmm. So, like, it it wasn't just kinda like somebody just drove their car and

was just like, alright. We're good. It was just like, no. They fucked

up and smashed their car into the fucking ditch. And they

were like, run away. Like, But

yeah. Fucking bank robbers, man.

Yeah. Well, I I already made my decree, so it's on

you guys. Please, Joey thoughts?

Joey. I have thoughts.

Okay. About this Baptist church that you guys walk to

every every month. You you said well, how many

times a month you say you're gone? 3? No. We went to church every

fucking Sunday, but I'm saying, like, walk there. This would be like a,

like, the family would just kinda be like, hey. You guys wanna go for a

walk? Yeah. Sure. We'd go for a walk as a

family. I'm saying trash. Really was

nothing to do. Okay. I'm saying okay. So my vote right

now is trash. I'm torn because

part of me wants to say, okay. That's it's gotta

be trash because if it was a bank robbery, surely, at

some point, the cops would have found it just randomly off the

side of the road. It was not near the side of the road. In the

woods. Yeah. It was in the woods. Middle of the woods. No way. It was

just not way to get back there. If I can pull up old Google Earth,

I'll show you I'll show you exactly where the fuck it was at. I remember.

Oh, he's doubling down on it if it's a lie. Careful,

Dee. Careful. Just like I did in my

story. Oh, yeah. And the area was

called Vampire Creek.

So I'm gonna go with my gut here, and I'm

gonna say it's trash. It's true.

Goddamn. That's right. 1 of those right? Got us. He got us.

You have 1 you have 1 That's fucking true. I wish we were live. I

wish that my sister called in. She was there. You did. She can

call in. She can call in. She still can call in? I don't know. She

can't really see this. Recording. But but

yeah. I I wish we were still live

streaming, let me put it that way. And she would see this to call

in. I don't know if she's thought about that in years. I haven't thought about

it in fucking forever. But, yeah, it was

true. Like, it was I don't remember the kind of car or anything

like Cat, but, you know, I clearly

remember like, I have very vivid images of, like, my dad kinda

you know, he was older. He's, like, in his sixties kind of or, like, shit.

Might have been mid early seventies then. But, kind of,

like, hobbling into the the ditch to, like, check to see

if there were fucking dead bodies in the car.

Yeah. Where the fuck it was, they had drove

they had drove through very fucking tall grass on dirt roads that

were probably about big enough for, like, you know, a dirt

bike to go down. Right. And,

like, about a 8th of a mile into, like, woods and, like,

tall fucking grass and, like, you know, branches

and shit like Cat. About a eighth of a mile in before they tried to

I'm assuming they tried to, like, turn off of it and cut through the

forest, and that's when they discovered there was a ditch. And they

crashed in the ditch and freaked out and took off. I I don't

actually know what the fuck happened past that, but I do remember,

when my dad went out there to show the police, like, take them out to

it. He's like, we discovered this Cat, and he's like they were like, okay. Show

us. And then they, like, ran the license plates or ran the car or

whatever, and then they checked it and everything. They're like, yeah. This is from a

recent bank robbery. Like, the the people had got away from the

fucking cops. Wow.

Yeah. Yep. Dude. And this is why you don't call the

cops people because if we would've just taken our fucking time and

opened up the trunk of that car, we

wouldn't have been so goddamn poor. Okay. Yeah. Oh gosh.

No. I encourage crime. Alright. I'm like, speaking

for myself. It's someone's opinion that you

did the right thing. If the right things were done I don't know them.

But, anyway, Damien, we got a drink on that

1. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Drink. Yeah.

Revenge, bitches.

But You tricked out. But I don't think Kristen

sold her story yet. Oh, damn. What time is it? Alright. Oh,

we got 10 minutes.

Damn. Damn. You're fired. Hey,

man. I'll talk until until the hour, and then I'm out.

No. You've offered you've already won the game between the

hosts. Yeah. You did. So now it's matter. Now it's gonna be a battle between

It's the only 1 that mattered for a second place. Gonna be a battle now

it's a battle between me and Joey to see who comes in 2nd because Gil

is already lost. He's, like, 1 for

3. I'm 2 for 3. Alright. Alright. Final story.

Final story. I'm 2 for a halfway, bitch. I feel

I feel so lucky. I feel so blessed being the final story of

the night. Alright. So, so you all know I

used to be an actor. Right? Right. Right. Yes. So

years ago, gosh, I was still in my twenties. I moved

to Minneapolis, Minnesota, and I was only there for,

like, 6 months. But I was just out of college, And

so I started submitting for, you know, roles in theater, like,

local stage productions and whatnot, and I got an

audition, which meant I had to go from

my home outside of Minneapolis. It was in, like, Saint, you

know, Saint Paul. Like, it was a quieter area of Saint Paul and go

into downtown Minneapolis, which I had not been downtown

yet. And I was still very scared of, like, city stuff. It

just seemed like a lot. It was a lot for me. Country girl.

So I take my car in. I parked it in this,

like, weird parking lot that I thought was near where the audition was gonna

be, and I started walking. And as I'm walking,

I'm looking around at these street signs. I'm looking around Cat because, you know, I

didn't have Waze at the time. I didn't know where the fuck I was. So

I'm looking around like, I think I'm fucking lost. I'm lost downtown

Minneapolis in a city I've never been in, and I was all by

myself. And so I'm walking I'm walking, and I must've had

that look on my face that said I need help. I need some stranger to

start talking to me. Because all of a sudden, this real big,

tall, African American fella comes up

to me out of nowhere. He's like, do you need some help finding

something like that? Like, kind of kind of abrasive, a little aggressive, like, and,

you know, I mean, I'm a I'm I'm from the country. Like, I don't know

anything. I'm just like, Yeah. Yeah. And I was starting to get

scared at this point because, like, I didn't see anybody else around, and this

stranger just approached me. He's like, you need help finding something? And I

was like, yeah. Actually, do you do you know where where this and this theater

is? I I have an audition, and I'm I'm gonna be late

trying to, like, make him, like, kinda, like, let off and let me

go so I could just, like, quickly run off. And he was

like, oh, such and such theater. I know where that I know a shortcut.

Follow me. And he turns on a dime and walks

into this building, and I'm like I'm standing there. I'm like, what the fuck do

I do? And he turns around and looks at me. He's like, come. It's a

shortcut. I know the way. And for whatever fucking

reason, I followed him. I followed him into the building. It was like a big,

like, corporate building office building.

And he's, like, walking, like, 10 feet ahead of me, so I'm keeping space between

us. And he's just walking, and he's just, like, head down heading straight through this

building. He's, like, going down hallways. I'm kinda trailing behind him

down hallways. Suddenly, he goes down these stairs, and I follow him down these stairs.

And we're in this, like it's like a tunnel system, and we're going down this

tunnel. I'm keeping my space. I'm keeping my space from him, but I'm following

this guy through just, like, all of these, like, just rat

tunnels and frigging weird hallways and, like, the back

rooms, okay, of Minneapolis. And as

we're walking, he's not really saying anything to me, you know, and he's

not, like, you know, being weird. So, like, I kinda let my guard down a

little bit. And so he III said something like, so,

you know, you know, I was trying to make conversation. What's, what's your name?

And he says something under his breath. He, like, mumbles a name, and

I thought I heard Rizzo. And I was I got really excited

because I actually I knew a Rizzo back in college. I knew a Rizzo. And

I was like, oh my gosh. Rizzo? I know a Rizzo. That is so

random. And he stops in his Black, and he turns and looks Damion. And he's

like, no. Lorenzo. Like that.

Okay. Lorenzo. Thank you. And then he turns and

continues walking, so I continue following him. And we're

walking, walking, walking, and it's just like all of a sudden

we pop out this door. I couldn't see what was on the other side of

the door. It was a glass door. Pop out this door, and the

theater is directly across the street. And he

turns to me, he's like, there you go. Break a leg. He turns around,

goes back inside the building and disappears, and I made it to my audition on

time. The end.

Hey. We still got 5 minutes to Report spare too. That was a short story.

I wanna go ahead and jump in. Yeah. Because

because, you know, I I've known you now, Kristen, for over a year, and I've

never once that I can remember you mentioned that you

lived in Minnesota. Okay. I remember Montana,

you know, California, Louisiana.

I don't remember you ever mentioning, even

for a brief moment, Minnesota. And and

what what did Minnesota, like, audition for? Minneapolis

is a big city. I I get that, but it's like I

don't know. I'm gonna call trash on this. It's just I don't know. Yep.

And all this time, Damion, have you ever known me to

lie? Would I lie to you? I don't know.

All her damn time. Alright.

Boys If she's anything like your best friend, then she

dies. Oh, no.

Feelings were hurt tonight. Friendships were destroyed.

This keeps soft. Not BCR. No more BCR.

So we got 1 down vote. Mhmm. What kind of car did you

drive? I had a black VW Golf at the

time. What year? Fuck. I bought

it almost new. It was I cannot remember the year.

I will be honest with you. Almost new black VW Golf

in your twenties. Yes. What job do you have before

this as an inspiring actor? I was engaged

to somebody who helped me.

Gold miner. No. I'm just kidding. Okay.

Gold digger? Gold digger. As you miner.

Correctly correct her. Yeah. Once you become a pro, you become a gold

miner. Just teasing.

I'm teasing. I'm a old prospector. Ah.

Yeah. Honestly, I'm just trying to chill in town and sell the pants and

the picks because that's where the real money's at. But,

it's true. It's totally true. It is true.

What time of year was this? What time of year?

I live in Minneapolis. Wednesday. No.

8 o'clock. 2 in the evening. No. It was, like, head heading heading

o'clock kinda year. Heading into winter, and I'll tell you something

about that after y'all say, but it was Yeah. This is into winter.

And you said you parked in Saint Paul or

Minneapolis? Like, it was a parking lot in Minneapolis. I drove from Saint

Paul. Yeah. I mean, I the Twin Cities. You know, like,

they're they're right the buck there next to each other. There's a tiny

ass bridge that's just kind of a token separation between them. But

but that does make a difference because Minnesota has winter

storm tunnels to travel between buildings during the winter because

Minnesota or Minneapolis, I should say, gets completely

fucked during hard winters. That's the same thing.

Dallas Dallas, I went through them last time I was

there, has underground tunnels connecting

shit tons of skyscrapers downtown to an entire underground,

like, cafeteria mall thing.

And it's so that business, like, people working on all the skyscrapers Cat

travel down through tunnels and avoid the, like, incredibly

fucked up intense test like, Texas storms. Mhmm.

There's a whole fucking tunnel system. It's trippy as fuck, and it, like, it is

the back rooms. Like, it is, like, what the fuck? Like,

there's a camera every 6 inches, but the place is just,

like, looks abandoned. Mhmm. So I don't think that that

that's not sketch at all. And some you know, Lorenzo, like,

he you know, was just like, yeah. I'll fucking help you out. It was no

big deal for him to navigate through these tunnels. Cat least in my mind,

that's that's how I'm seeing it. So I'm gonna say it's trash. So so

angry and so helpful. Okay. Alright. Got my second trash. I'm

just kidding. I think it's truth. It's

truth. Okay. It's truth because I believe in my

friends.

Alright, Joey. Trash. I think

it's trash. Alright. I don't think it's true. We are. Alright.

So Cat is 2 votes trash, 1 vote.

Truth. Damion. Got it.

I actually lived in Minneapolis 2 times in my life.

Nice. Joey. Day man, drink. You guys are

wrong. Goddamn it. Oh, guilt tied it up. True.

You came out on top at the end, buddy. You did. You did. I

found a new best friend. We had a 3 way I know. Middle

finger. I would like you. It's

a 3 way tie for last. Yep.

Oh, man. You guys, that was a lot of frigging fun. That

was a fun game to play. Thank you. I totally agree. Yeah. Hopefully,

the the folks who, were in the live part of our show

got to see that and saw how much fun that was. I had a

blast tonight. Thank you for recommending it, Gil.

Let's just say it for the replay here. So our next show,

Joey, remind me what theories on tap? Yep. Your favorite

conspiracies. Yes. Okay. So we're doing conspiracies.

Jamie especially likes conspiracies. Especially likes the historic

conspiracies. We're gonna hit that on our next episode, episode

6, and that is going to be July 6th. I

believe it is the 6th. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Starting at 6 PM EST,

which would be my recommendation so that it will

be 666.

I would like to recommend that. If I get can we put that to a

quick vote? Nay. Oh, come

on. It would have to, Trent. You guys. It would have to

be it would have to be, like, 6 central. Okay. Yeah. It's

not I can do 17. With that. I can do it. I can do it.

I can deal with that. That's only 4 o'clock, my friend. That's fine. Cat we

do that? We could do that. You wanna do you wanna do this? Golden opportunity.

Damian, can we do this? How would how would you get 6 66? Because

July is the 7th month. We're doing it. It's our 6th episode.

Ah, 6th episode. That's what it's trying to do. Rules. We're bending

the rules of the numbers. 6th episode. 6th

Month I can make Beer can make 6 work. Yes. Alright. There

we go. Alright. Well, we'll we'll put

out call Cat socials so nobody misses that. That's gonna be a really

interesting 1. I am not into I'm not big into conspiracies.

I enjoy them whenever I hear them, but I don't do them a lot. So

I'm very excited about this, guys. Very excited. Research your favorite

moon conspiracy. And

Every time you bring a moon conspiracy, Joey has to drink.

Yep. So Oh my god. He he quite literally needs

to. I'd have to drink if I hear a moon conspiracy, though.

Right. Man. Alright, guys. Another

1, under the Beer. Another successful.

Really enjoyed this tonight. So, did we have any other announcements that we

wanted to put in here at this point? Yeah. I got 1. Okay.

Pick me. Picky?

Joey. Yes. Oh, perfect. I was

waiting to say something. I was waiting to say something.

So yeah. So our next episode is

July 6th. Mhmm. The return of Life Beyond

6 Feet is July 4th.

I have I have been been saying and saying and saying, it's coming back.

It's coming back. It's coming back. And this show in itself

has brought that joy back for me. Aw. Yeah. I am

gonna do it. Aw. I am gonna do it a little

different. Instead of releasing an episode every single

week, I'm gonna do it every other week. That way, I don't get as burned

out as I did last time. Mhmm. And so for this

season, it's gonna be some past guests and some new guests.

I've already booked all my past guests. I'm not gonna give away

who they are, but I've already booked all my past guests. I'm gonna do 10

episodes. I've got 5 past guests. I'm gonna have We were we were never past

guests, Gil.

I wanna have 5 past guests and 5 new guests. I've already got 2 of

the new guests booked, so I got 3 more to to figure out. But I'm

gonna do my first recording in a couple of days with the with the

past guest. And, that episode Mhmm.

That episode will release He's gonna be shaking trees and

breaking knees. Alright? He's gonna be out here Right. Handling shit,

cashing So checks, breaking necks. The blues

ain't fucking around. July 4th, the only explosions you're gonna

hear are in your ears. I mean, that was already kind of a normally

expected thing, but the point is they'll be ghosts this time, motherfucker.

Get ready. He's back. Personal.

Yeah. Do the face thing. Oh, gosh.

You got the zedoes. I am fucking stoked for, like, in 6

speed to come back. Mhmm. Yeah. So yeah. We've been doing we've been

doing CPR over here for 5 months

trying to get you back in the spirit, and it is just fucking awesome that

you were you were getting back Kristen, and you were going for it. Full steam.

Full send. Like I said, it's it's been almost a year since I did my

last episode. And, Internet issues be damned and,

yes, cancellations be damned. I'm I'm gonna Goddamn. I'm I'm gonna

come back. So I've been saying it. I just didn't know when, and and

what better way than the nation's what better time than the

nation's birthday. So but, I feel bad for

it. You know what I'm saying? It's just kind of like maybe they need to

reschedule. That's how I'm looking at it. See, let's just start

they need to celebrate July 5th now. So

Y'all need to move the fuck over. Oh. Hell yeah, man.

Alright. Alright. Alright, Boos. Well, you know, you're already on a roll.

Why don't you give everybody, the deets where they can find that beautiful

show and everything else? Life Beyond 6 Feet

on all your glorious social media networks,

TikTok, Facebook, Twitter, x, whatever you wanna call it,

Instagram at life beyond 6 feet.

And if you wanna get caught up until I come back on July 4th,

Spotify, Allheartradio, all that fun

jazz, Life Beyond 6, mate. It's pretty much anywhere you listen to your

podcast and favorite music. So go check it out. Get caught up.

Mhmm. Hell yeah. Alright. RKB. BCR Boos.

Mhmm. He's gonna be doing shit. You can find us

on all the platforms. Every week, we have a new

episode. Every week, there's something different. We go from

paranormal to serial killer to Gil's

friends walking down the street to

him robbing people. I don't know. We pretty much do anything that's

within not within reason. Just please watch me because

he's listening. Please. We're desperate. We are desperate. We

are everywhere. You get your podcasts. You get your music.

We are even on the Lifetime channel. You can find us

there.

I'm kidding. You can find us wherever you get your podcasts. So, iTunes, Spotify,

all those things. Well, y'all are on radio now too.

We are on radio. That was just for that month.

That was just for that month. Oh. That was just just in your past, just

recently. They'll call you back. They'll call you back. They know it's good for them.

Mhmm. Better. Alright. Paranorm

Gil. Pay Boos. How can we find you?

Please find at Paranorm Gil pod on all

socials, all of them, and, search the show if you wanna listen

to audio. I am on all listening platforms, all of them,

and you can watch visual episodes. You can see this

beautiful face doing those episodes on YouTube.

That's right. So find me everywhere. Report once

a week. I am about to go on hiatus, but we'll talk about that later.

So find me. But that's all I've got. I do wanna say something

else. July, you know, I think we do have a couple of Cat

announcements coming July. So not gonna give away anything. We do have

some some stuff on the horizon. So y'all y'all be sure to tune in July

6th to hear that. Mhmm. Very exciting stuff coming. Made it

this far, guaranteed you're gonna be you're gonna wanna be tuned

in Joey. Seriously. Yes. I'm just gonna say that

you are a diehard, and we fucking love you. I'm I'm also gonna say something

else. We make this show for you. I'm for these other motherfuckers.

Right? They they're just our side chicks. Alright? Yeah. We make this for

you. Right. I'm like They're never

gonna know. Besides

subs. Okay? I'm like I don't

know. But y'all are the best. Please take it out.

So until next time, here's a toast to the ghost in

your hall. The Bigfoot hiding in your yard.

The gray waiting for you to fall asleep. And please

listen responsibly. Cheers, everybody. Cheers.

Cheers.