Listener Stories of UFOs, Paranormal Lights and Strange Encounters: Beer, Boos and Boogeymen

And I came back home and, like, the fucking stick was in the middle of

the floor. And I'm like, hey, who was in my room? Like, nobody had been

in my room. It was. It was fucking wild.

This is a good story, and we are live

it. Hey, everybody. Hi, everybody. Welcome

back for the second edition of Beer, boots and Men.

Hey. Hello. Hey, Damien. Welcome to the show.

Hello, everyone. Hello, everyone. Hey. Thank you.

Thank you. Hello. So

we know last episode was such a hit, we'd

do this again. We are talking strange lights and

encounters tonight, and we have got a lot of listener

stories to get through tonight. We've got. I think

Damien, Gil, and Joey have a personal story or

two of strange lights. I am really excited to get into this, you guys.

I'm super stoked for this week. Yeah, we got a couple. I think

my favorite topic. This is your favorite

topic, right? Easily,

easily. But we do have to pass it around, though, I think, first in order

to start the new tradition. What is everybody drinking? Oh,

go for it. Go.

Gail. I've got an inevitable reckoning with a

werewolf on the front of it because. Yes,

you get the coolest beers wherever. It is that you are.

All right, I'm rocking another squatch fest one. It's

squatch pirate. It's pretty

good. Hell, yeah. Nice. Nice.

Yeah. And I found what,

Chris?

I think we have a bit of a delay somewhere.

All good, though. We'll power through it.

Well. Yeah, I'll go first,

I guess. I have a nice Woody Woodford

reserve right here. Nice little whiskey in here that I'm

sipping on. I also have some tequila

and some strawberry lemonade with coke to

mix with it. So a good mix of different styles of

liquor for my first episode on this.

Very, very spooky.

We. Yeah, we need Damien. Damien, my

man. Hello? Can

everybody hear me? Can everybody hear?

Yep. Yeah, we can hear you. I feel like I'm delayed

as shit. All right, cool. Well,

you are. I actually got lucky this time, and I found what Kristen

had last time, and I got Bat squatch, and it's actually not that

bad. So props to you guys for turning me on to that.

Yay. No more sacrifices for you this time

around. The amount of shit Damien

has been giving me for my beer recommendations, y'all don't even know

what's been going on in the. Was

episode one was almost the last episode. Him and I almost threw down.

It got crazy. We did.

It was about all the gifts.

And I do want to say something real quick.

We have been promoting this episode with inner scare

and unfortunately he wasn't able to make it on due to some very

personal reasons. But hopefully he'll be back come

episode three. So to join us for episode two. Episode three

is the Black Cat report host, Mr. Joey. Joey, you welcome.

Thank you, guys. Glad to be here. I think I'm delayed.

Thank you all. Thank you. I really appreciate the applause. It's

okay. It's good. Thank you. I'm here.

Glad to have you, Joey. Glad to have you,

man. Hey, real quick, we got to say howdy

to our chats. I'm getting loaded up here, so let

me shout out a brief hello. We got Dwayne,

Air Force One. Gregory Fedora is here. I think he's got a

story for us later. I'm not sure. Melissa

Hager. Amy. Amy, boo. Thank you so much for

jumping on. And Heidi, good to see you, girl. All right,

next. Yes.

I'm going to have to give a shout out to believe it's pronounced

stars. Big shout out to you. I'm glad you were able to make it live

this time. Also risk it for the biscuit, you know? You

know, we'll always risk it for the biscuit. And I do want to point out

here, too, that risk it for the biscuit. Gave Damien a shout out for the

shirt. Hey. Hey.

Somebody noticed. None of you guys noticed.

We were all too struck in by it to acknowledge, know, just like

something of that kind of beauty. I'm wearing a

boogeyman on my shirt and nobody noticed.

Missed opportunity there. Good deal. Good choice.

Good.

So we wanted to start a new segment, which we realized was a

necessity after the first episode. So for

folks that we dropped the ball on and weren't able to

cover their submissions or folks whose submissions came in a little

bit late, we wanted to start a segment for them on a

preceding episode. I think Kristen has them printed off and ready

to. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we've got just

one story from last time. As a reminder to folks

in the. Chat, we talked about haunted workplaces last time, but

the story actually falls right in line with our

topic tonight. And it's very brief. And then I think

we have a couple of videos from last time. We told Mr.

Dwayne we would show. Those and tell that story. So here

is a story from Chris. From the Wall of

unusual podcast. He says.

So this story takes place at an. Old lawyer office I used to

clean. Anytime we would go into this place, it would always feel

off. My dad said someone pushed him, and when he looked to

see who it was, no one was there. Once we finished cleaning, and we

closed all of the lights and left,

only to see all of the lights turned back on. My dad

went back in to see if anyone was there, and he could find no one.

So he shut off the lights and left as quickly as he could.

Thank you so much, Chris. Really appreciate the story submission.

Yeah, I would be a little unnerved.

I've heard stories like that, too, before, where people leave their place at

work. They shut off all the lights in. The building, get out to their car,

turn around, and, like, lights in the office are on, like.

Right. Yeah, that would under me a bit.

Right? Yeah.

There's no one working late there. I guess somebody's working

late. I mean, it's a lawyer office. Yeah.

True. They don't work. No, not at

all.

So that is the story. That is the beyond the deadline

segment. So we'll be doing this moving forward. If we fail to read your

stories. Or play your voice messages, they will. Get on the show.

But to finish up this segment, I do believe, Gil, you've got a

couple. Of videos loaded up for us. So

these were sent to us. Actually, Dwayne was in the chat last

time, and he's told me a little. Bit about this

situation he had in his place. Just

some odd things that were happening because of a haunted object. I will just say

that due to. A haunted object that he suspects is. The cause

of, he said he was. Kind enough to send us a couple. Of

videos, evidence captures of this activity,

and. Go ahead and load it up. Gil? Yeah. Give me

just a moment here.

It's going to be in the wide view, so just prepare yourself for that.

All good? Wide angle.

Yes. Here we go. Right?

No. Fuck, no. This is

bull. This is bullshit, man.

No.

Bull. Fuck.

This is the most honest response I got. A reaction in

a video, right?

It is 100% me. If anything happens, I've

had a long standing policy of, like, if I hear some crazy shit happening

at any corners of my house while I'm home alone,

I don't move, I don't do shit. No, I've worked enough my life.

I am not going to work for something to kill me. You can come to

me, okay? I'm going to chill in my living room with my cats.

All right. But I think I've said the exact same

thing a few times where I'm just like, no,

that was fantastic. Yeah. Sometimes

there's just no other way to react.

Well, yeah. So thank you guys so much for submitting those. Sorry

we couldn't get to it last time, but glad to get you on this time.

So with that, let's get into some

stories. The topic of the night,

strange lights and encounters. And I'm so sad, because

I don't have any stories like this, but I know you all do, so I'm

very excited to hear them. Who wants to go first?

I'm going to nominate Joey. I think we should let Joey

go first. I guess I'll go first on this one. Well,

this story also includes is a.

I'll be referencing Gil. I mean, we do hang out quite a. So it's. He's

usually part of the references for it. But on

one non too cloudy day, I guess, on New Year's

Eve and going into or going out of 2020, I think it was.

Right, Gil? If I have my time period right. Okay.

Yeah. Going in, we're just

sitting on the porch, our friend's porch, with three or four other people, I think.

And it's kind of gil smoking as he

normally does, chain smoking as the usual. And he's the one

standing kind of looking the direction nobody else is looking. Everyone's

kind of looking into each other, kind of talking. And Gil's just kind of

staring out into the streets, above the streets. And

this really bright red light

kind of, I guess, would say circular,

just, like, appears in the sky. And Gil just looks

at us and is like, come here. Come here. Come look at this. Come look

at this. So we all get up. We walk up.

Walk where he is. What the fuck is that? What the fuck

is that? Is exactly what he said to us.

And so we get up and just all

stare at the light. We're all just looking at

this light. There's, I think, six of us there looking at this light,

and it's getting obscured every once in a while by clouds because it's

that far up there. So it's just, like, going by. It doesn't look like.

Obviously doesn't look like swamp gas, doesn't look like an airplane.

Just looks like a big red light in the sky. So we're just looking at

it, looking at it and staring at it for a good three minutes.

And some of the people there were photographers,

videographers, just looking up at it. And no one

decides to go, you know what? I should take out my phone and video

this or take a photo of this. Everybody's just looking up at the sky,

dumbstruck. And then it just disappears randomly. We're

like, okay. And we keep staring, and then it just reappears

again, maybe like, 30 seconds later. So we're

still looking at it and then about, I'd say, like, three or four

minutes after that, it just disappears and is gone for good.

And no idea what it was.

But Gil did do some research into this, didn't you,

Gil? That's top secret for the

moment, but it will be. We can't talk about it. Yeah,

okay. But I will add just on that. One

of our friends in that friend group,

recently deployed to the Middle east, they're

in the air force. They were there. They had only been back

for two. Know. That was part of why we were all hanging

out. They, like, we had time because we were staring at it so

long. We were like, do you know what that is? Like, you operate

advanced, top secret levels of drones and things that can do

this. And his response was, literally, I have no clue what

the hell that is. Then it went. I'm pretty sure

everybody said, that ain't no drone. As he looked up at

it, that ain't no drone.

He totally sounds like that.

To cover his identity. But, yeah. So

you all went to go sit back down.

And I think the best part of the capstones on all this is

that this conversation

started when phenomenon had just came out. The

documentary. Right. Very famous documentary now,

excellent UFO documentary. One of the people in the group

was explaining it to another person in the group about. We just saw this

documentary, and it was fantastic. It was about UFOs and da da da da. And

I'm down off the deck, and then literally a UFO appears in the

sky, and then everybody knows how 2020 went after

that. But, yeah, that was a fun situation.

And I have since then, because this was before we even started black cat

report. I've since then hunted down

30, 40 incidences from

that exact spot in Asheville of the exact

same light appearing in the western sky. Like, going back to

the groups of people, like, pulling

off into parking lots, all staring at.

So this is a long standing phenomenon that takes place that we all

saw there. SOrry to jack the story, Joey. You

know, I've been obsessed with it for years now. It's been four years I've been

obsessed with this. I know. And you're still researching, and I love it.

I did have one more quick story that I told everybody, except for

Gil, while we were sitting before

the. Oh,

well, you'll get to hear it now. Right, right, bud.

But I think I've told you this before, Gil. This is sorrow. But

anyways, I was driving down the road down in

Asheville, where we live, somewhere close to that, and driving down the

road at night and just out of the sky appears

this big, burning metal. It looked

like almost rebar from a skyscraper

falling from the sky. No joke

happened. Just fell straight from the sky. And so

the person I was with looked over and was like, we should probably go get

prepared for an alien invasion. This is happening.

It's like all those movies you see every time you see something

fall from the sky and then only, like five people see it and they're like,

let's go. Let's get out of here. That happened. And I

heard nothing about it. And I looked it up on the news,

looked it up. No one else saw it. No one posted anywhere about it. It

was the weirdest thing. And I guess we haven't had an alien

invasion yet that we know of. So I'm

serious, too, about that. It's like, I don't know. I have no idea

what happened that we know of. Wait,

by rebar, do you mean just like as small as that is? Like just

a sliver of just on. Fire falling down or it was in that

shape? It was in that shape. So it was

probably, I would say maybe like, how would

I describe it? Probably a little bigger than the length of,

like, a guitar because that's the thing I'm looking at right now. So I could

give you the length. So a little bigger than the length of a guitar. Just

on fire, metal falls down from the sky.

All right. And that's it. That's literally what

happened. And wish I knew more about what happened after that,

honestly. Yeah. A lot of these experiences, they just

remain a mystery to a lot of people. It's going to be frustrating.

Damien, you want to hit us up with something? What you got, bud?

Damien, do you want to try to back out and come

back? I mean, just the old classic,

turn it off and turn it back on, but not quite fully turning it

off and turning back on.

And while he's doing that.

Okay. All right. See you in a sec, bud. All right, we'll see you in

a minute. We can read a new listener

submission. We've got a couple here on my side,

I believe. Is this the individual from New

Hampshire? That is one of them, yeah. Do you want me to start with

that? Yeah. If you also, I wanted to

show this to them just right here.

Just to let you know I have my saint. Aren't

bell paranormal or the patron saint of the paranormal?

Shirt on. I don't know if they caught this, too,

but in my post in the

art bell subreddit, even though I had a clear disclaimer on it in my

opinion, I did. And even though I'm in the top 2% of art

bell listeners worldwide, according to Spotify,

I was catching shit. Thank you for your submission. That's

all I'm trying to say. And if you want to back me up on the

Reddit, I wouldn't be mad. Yeah. Anyways, but

thank you. Thank you. Yes, thank you. Thank

you for your submission. Well, Damien's back. Should I go with the

story? All, all right.

Right, we're going to do a quick listener story here, Damien. All

right, so yes, as he mentioned, this is the individual from New

Hampshire. Specifically Mike from New Hampshire. And I have not read through

this. Yet, so bear with me. This took place during

Labor Day weekend, 1982. I was 14 and staying with a

friend who was 15, enjoying the last weekend before school started.

We were fishing for horned pout, a type of catfish

best caught at night. Since it wasn't legal for us to fish where we were,

we were being very careful with our flashlight, only using it undercover

to bait our hooks, unhook fish, and untangle lines. Other than

that, we sat in the dark fishing while sitting on a big rock. After

a couple of hours or so, maybe 200 yards away, we noticed a dim

yellowish light appear in a field across the narrow lake.

Shortly after the first light, three more appear and they form a

trapezoidal shape, each light bobbing and weaving slightly but

maintaining an overall roughly trapezoid pattern.

After we watched the lights for a while, the trapezoid shape started expanding

and contracting. At some points, the uppermost lights had to

be 10ft or more above the ground. All this time there was

absolutely no sound. Sound

carries well across the water and the night air was dead still, so we would

have heard anything even as quiet as normal conversation at that

distance. After observing the lights for probably 20 minutes,

my friend says he's going to shine our flashlight at the

lights to see what was over there. I told him not to as they were

too far away for our little light to show anything, but he turned on the

light. At that moment, the trapezoid shaped pattern of lights

converged into one light and a dazzling white beam

as bright as one of those spotlights that you can see shining into the sky

from miles away comes on and starts swinging along the lake

toward where we were fishing all the time, filling the air with a low

buzing sound. We left our poles and the rest

of our fishing kit behind, only taking the flashlight as we ran through the

dark woods about three, four of a mile back to my friend's place.

Then sat in the dark on the screened in porch, catching our breath and

making sure nothing followed us back. The next day, we walked over to the

field where we saw the lights. We hiked all over that field, and it was

covered in knee high grass. We saw a couple of small game trails,

but not a tire track or footprints other than our own from

that day. Wow.

What do you think of that? Oh, my gosh.

That's like an intense experience, if you think about it. If you

imagine as you're going through. The story, that's intense to see something like that.

I've heard well known experiences

like that. Where they converge

and they are working with each other. And this is definitely,

like, in my mind, a UAP sighting,

right? Yeah.

What gets me, too, is, I believe

they said, the trapezoidal shape. A

lot of times with things like, say, like the phenomenon around

spook lights or the lights that appear in

southwest in the desert or the brown mountain lights, like here in Asheville,

or at least in

like, sightings are not referred to in such a

way as a geometric pattern. They're always

referred to in terms of, like, they're swirling or they're orbs. There's

an organic flow to them. They just look like orbs, just kind of moving around,

but they have such a distinct,

intentional kind of formation, like a geometric formation,

which is, it does exist in nature, but

I don't associate it with orbs or like orb

sightings or light sightings or things like that. It's always kind

of like round or circle or they're all just kind of running

around doing their own thing. But

this immediately throws my. And maybe I'm just going too far

into Jacques Valley thinking at the moment, but this

immediately throws my mind back to the trickster

phenomenon. And so things like

fairies, for instance, like fairies being seen

around lakes and ponds and the small lights that are around

them and going with them. And Jacques valet has

know, if you read, oh, my God, I'm going to forget the name.

Passport to Magnolia. Magonia. Magonia.

I think that's what it is. But the book that he has that starts with

the word passport, if you read that,

he gets into things like goblins and fairies and

old hags and just like all of these old types of

tales and are these aliens that

are popping up throughout periods of time that are disguising themselves. They're literally

masking themselves as these different forms of cultural

entities so that they can impose whatever sort of

experiments or type of tracking and stuff they want on

top of folks. Right. Or to folks over periods of

time. And that association with those weird

lights moving in very would say,

planned geometric kind of mechanical

movements over a lake. There's such a long history to something like that.

And it's just fascinating to me. I don't know.

Like they're the same entities just throughout time.

I couldn't name them off the top of my head, but there's a ton of

one off UFO reports that have come across of folks

that are out in a canoe fishing. The same

situation, like you said, you've come across those

two where it's just like. And they're just rowing, and all of a sudden they

got to start rowing faster because they're like, holy shit, there's lights coming after

us. And this is 18 seven. This isn't a

thing right now. These aren't drones.

And that was passport history. Sorry, Heidi

pitched in. Passport to Magonia. From folklore to flying

saucers. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you, Heidi.

Damien, you're back.

We can see you, Damien. Can we see that crisp.

Can we see that crisp shirt, Damien? Hello.

Oh, no. How y'all know that we're live?

Well, see that crisp beard?

Yeah. Half a face, crisp. Can you hear

us? Yeah. There we go. Okay. Much

better. I don't

know what's happening. You got this, brother.

Everybody's

sideways now. For the love of God, somebody get better

wi fi out to Dickinson, Tennessee. They are

struggling out.

While we're on a brief here interlude here,

let me just throw out to everybody listening. Later in the show, we

will be accepting your calls live. We're doing something a

little different tonight. We have a phone number for you all. There is also

still a direct link. Which you can find in the top. Of both of the

YouTube streams. But if you want to call old school, it

is

208-717-1611

208-717-1611

so you can call in live, tell us your. Awesome stories

because that was such a cool part of last episode. I just

thoroughly enjoyed that. It was so much. Yeah.

Yeah, like the good old days. Oh, boy. You looking crisp there,

Damien. I've never seen him this crisp in my life.

Damien, you got the magic, my man.

Nope. We collectively jinxed it.

Damn it. All

right. Well.

Yeah. And also, too, to kind of add on to what

Christian just said. If you know

anybody with a good story or anybody that's been trying to share a good story

or anything like that, please copy and paste.

Share the link. Try to get it out there. A part of the reason why

we kind of start off the show slow here is to kind of build things

up to get the conversation going and to basically

warm everybody up for the calls. So this isn't going

to be us just chitchatting all night long. We will be taking

calls soon. And, yeah, if you know anybody with a good

story, it always feels good to get that kind of stuff off your chest.

Send them the link, encourage them, push them along. We believe in peer pressure

here. We believe that it exists, and we are

asking you to actively engage in it. I want to clarify.

Absolutely. We're all friends here, and we

support you. And you're not alone, guys. All right, well,

with that, Damien, you want to give it a whirl?

I can try. There we go.

I'm afraid to move.

I'll go with a short one first in case I get cut off

again. Years

ago, I lived in this house,

and a lot of weird shit happened in this house to begin with.

And so through the course of this show, over

numerous episodes, I'll probably tell several stories from this house in

particular. But this one night, I was coming home,

pulled in the driveway, and the way I would always pull in,

I pulled straight in, and to the right would be the house,

and pulled in. Turned the car off, turned the lights off. It's probably

10:00 at night, and I look over and I see, like,

this glowing orange

light. And my first initial thought was, okay, somebody's outside

smoking. Because that's what it reminded me of, was somebody took a puff off

a cigarette and it lit up really bright. So I was like, oh, somebody's outside

smoking. And it lit up, disappeared. And

by time I walked over to where I seen it, there was nobody there. I'm

like, well, they had to have ran inside before I got over here or some

shit. I go inside, and who I thought it was, they weren't even home.

Doors are locked. Everybody's in bed. And so the next morning

I ask everybody, I'm like, hey, last night at so and so time, were you

outside smoking? They're like, no, we've never went outside. And that's

exactly what it fucking looked like. Was like somebody was outside, lit

a cigarette, took a big hit off of it, it lit up that

orange glow, and then it just disappeared. And

if it was a bug, I've never seen an orange

glowing bug before. Like I

said, a lot of weird shit happened at this house, and that's just one of

the many things that happened there in the few years we lived there.

And it was really weird. And I still can't figure out to this

day what it possibly could have been. It was just really

strange. It was,

like, small. If there was a bug

that could light up bright orange, like, that looked. Was

it small like that? It was small. Like, it was small to the point where

I thought somebody was outside smoking.

Yeah. I don't know.

It lit up real bright one time, and that was

it. The only thing I can think of is, like,

fireflies. But those are, like, white, right? Like, a

whitish greenish type color. I've never seen an orange one, so

I don't know. But that's my short 01:00 a.m.. I.

Still going good? Yeah. Okay, cool.

I'll go to my next one. I'll go to my next one.

And this one just happened a couple of months ago, and I called Gil when

I got home because I didn't know what the fuck it was. You called me

while you were driving home?

While it was happening.

So it's like, 1030, 11:00 at night. I'm on my way

home from work, and on my way

home, I got to go through pretty much nothing but

woods on my way home from work, and

I come to a clearing in the sky, and it's, like, super clear

night. There's, like, not a cloud in the sky. You see all the stars. You

can see the moon. Super clear night. And

I'm gazing off to the right, and I

see what I initially thought was a

plane because it had the flashing red light and all this

other stuff, but it was moving so fucking fast.

Like, I've never seen a plane move this fast. And then, of course,

I thought, okay, maybe it's a jet, something, but still way faster

than I've ever seen anything move in the sky. And I'll watch it for a

good ten or 15 seconds until I hit some trees. The trees block my

view, and my views block for maybe 30 seconds,

see the sky again. There's no sight of this

light. Like, even if it was a plane or a jet, I would still be

able to at least see a little bit of it in the distance.

I didn't see anything. And

I'm looking around. I'm pretty sure I stopped in the middle of the road just

to make sure, like, looking around to make sure that I

didn't lose sight of this thing

and no clue where it went.

Haven't seen it again. Haven't seen it before that, and I called Gil as soon

as I got service on my phone. I was like, dude, what the fuck was

this? I was like, what did I just see? And he's like, I'm pretty sure

you just saw UFO, dude.

No, hold on.

I didn't jump to UFO. I was like, well, was it a string of lights?

Was it a satellite? What angle was it coming at? For I was way more

nerdy with my questions. Hold on. Yeah, well, we came to

that conclusion, but couldn't figure out what it was. Well,

there are some very Betty and Barney Hillesque aspects

to your story, and it didn't even occur to me

until the middle of your stories you're talking about. Yeah, I went behind the trees,

and there was just gone. And I'm standing there looking at. You're looking at blank

sky, and it's just like, oh, okay. Yeah. What if you were abducted,

dude? And you just came

too, and they had left? Our next

episode will be a hypnosis session.

Yes. That never occurred to me. What seemed

like 30 seconds may have been hours.

Okay, Malians, they got the good

juice. It may have been hours. Look up the call logs.

Just saying we could.

Let's see.

We'll go to Gil next. I'll save my other one for later. All

right. Okay. I didn't know you had three in the barrel.

My bad. Trying to keep it. Trying to keep it. The syncopation.

Yeah. So this would have been

2013

through a long chain of events. I was in West

Texas, and I was in the car. I was in the back passenger seat

with four folks total, kind of myself. We were driving

through West Texas Road, and we were on a very

long drive to Houston. Like, we had to make

it to Houston by that morning, or. Sorry, this would have been

East Texas. Totally. Take that all back. East Texas.

The piney side of Texas, right? Somewhat hilly.

And we were somewhere outside of nacadoches. I

just want to interrupt for a second. My sister's blowing my phone up to

make sure I shout her and her husband out. So. Hello, Brittany and Corey. Thank

you guys for watching. Gil, continue. I'm sorry, sir.

So, mom, thank you for watching. I think my niece is in the next room

watching. I'm just now getting all these shouts out because I've now actually got fucking

decent service. A couple of my shit lagging.

The entire house is filled with people watching the show.

David, thank everybody on my end that is

watching. Thank you all for watching.

Continue, Gil.

So we were driving. It was in kind of like hill country

in Texas. Driving down to Houston, it would have been

around somewhere between 130 and 230 in the

morning. And we're kind of going

up and down through hills and these long country roads. You're talking,

like miles and miles and miles between. One little

light off in the distance. That would be a little speck of somebody's

spotlight or whatever. Like their motion light outside of their pole

barn. That's all you got. You're just driving out in the middle of fucking nowhere.

And we see this

incredibly bright,

orangeish, fiery reddish light that's kind

of, like, low off in the horizon, and it's a little

bit foggy. So we're driving.

And again, this is long ass country

drives at night. There ain't shit else to do to

stare at or anything else. You're just kind of like listening to some random

preacher on there, and the fires of hell will

burn you. That's all there is on the radio. And everybody's just kind of

quiet in the car, like, God damn, this drive sucks. And we're just

staring at this light. This goes on for

miles. We're just slowly approaching this light

until we get probably, I don't know,

maybe mile and a half, 2 miles away. And at that

point, we're starting to pull up into little one light,

one stop light. Kind of like town, right? And there's a gas station there. Obviously,

it's closed and everything like that, but it's enough that we're just

like, that shit's really intense. Like, the closer we're getting, the more

that we're realizing that this light is, like, the size of an entire

water tower that's just, like, burning.

We're like, what the fuck? Because half an hour, hour.

I don't know how long it was, but it was a long ass time. We

were all just like, in the car. Just like, okay,

this isn't an antenna. This isn't a. This. What are we

staring at? UFOs were the farthest thing from our mind at that point.

We pull off into this little gas station, local

gas station. And then a local pulls in behind us who

lives mile and a half, 2 miles, however far from where this light's at.

And he's like, you all looking at the light? We're like,

yeah. And he's like, I don't know what the hell that is.

We're like, whoa, we're fucked. We don't know what it is.

So we all just sit there staring at it. We have a local

there. Middle of the night, we get in the car, we start

driving. We're getting closer and closer, and it turns

off. And as it turns off, when we're

at that closer distance to it, we realize maybe

100 yards to the right of it is the water tower with the red light

on it. This wasn't a fucking water tower the whole

time we were staring at it. I still, to this day, have no clue what

it is. I've come across tons of

cases of UFOs with a very similar situation, especially

UFOs surrounded by fog and that

very particular reddish, yellowish, kind of like

fiery kind of color, and something of the exact same size as a water

tower. Also a weird attraction that I've noticed over time to UFOs

and water towers. Still haven't figured that one out, but it does

come up a lot. There's a lot of stories out there of UFOs just hanging

out near water towers. I don't know if they're trying to date or

something or what's going on. It is a very

common occurrence. Maybe they're just like, oh, shit, girl, you thick? But I have no

idea. I'm just saying it's a very common

narrative. But, yeah, that was one. I got to be honest, until

I kind of got older and I started to look back on life and kind

of think through things. I realized I had buried that in my

mind. I had completely buried that night. That experience

of thoughts of all that I had since, after remembering it,

reached out to other folks who were in that car that night, and they all

had the same reaction. They were like, holy fuck. I forgot that.

Like, everybody was just like, we all saw it. It was a weird event,

but we had other shit that was going on at the time, and we made

it to Houston and life went on, and it's been

twelve years since then. We haven't thought about

it, but I had completely forgotten about this event. And I can almost

guarantee you there's a lot of folks out there that are

in the exact same boat where you've had these experiences. You've

seen lights, they've been something that was weird and at the time, very

significant, and they just

get forgotten. And it's really weird, I will say, like, how our minds just

totally blank on these moments in our

life, but when the memories do come back, they are so goddamn vivid

right there. But

that's the only other UFO story that I want to share

tonight from my mouth. I mean, I'll talk up about

another one, but there is a third one that I've experienced from last

summer with risk it for the biscuit

and probably the world's most famous

truck driver from northwest Ohio. Definitely the safest.

But they were there over the summer when we were at Brown Mountain. We were

camping there, and I'll let

them tell that story. This is my nudge to try to get them to

call in. All of my sightings have had other people in

it. I don't want to be the only one talking.

Well, on that note, should we think.

About opening up the lines here and. Start to accept some calls?

Because. Yeah, I've got another listener story, but that can go. We'll pop it in

between a call or two.

Let's do it. Lines are open, guys.

208-717-1611 or

follow the link at the top of the notes on the YouTube channel you're tuning

in. Call us with your strange lights

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Yeah. Why is one, two, three blurred out?

Love it. Those are the good numbers, I guess.

Yes. Is that you're ready to take your calls whenever. Yes.

All right, well, while we wait for the first brave soul, I

do have. Another listener story I can. Oh, there it

is. Lead me to it. All right. Our first

victim.

Hello, you are on the air. Can we get your first name or

nickname and where you're calling from? Yeah, this is

Wayne. This is Wayne. I'm calling from Seattle.

Hi, Wayne. Hey, thanks for calling.

Oh, I got three voices hitting me at the same time.

Okay. And I've got a delay happening because I'm watching you on

YouTube, Wayne.

I'm going to turn away from the screen. I'm going to have to

emphatically demand that you mute thy

radio. All right. It

is. I have walked away from it, actually.

Beautiful.

UFO stories. I've got three

real quick ones. I've got three

encounters, and one of them, I've got a video. I took a video that I

actually sent to Kristen a while ago.

First one, I was in, I don't know, fourth

grade. I was out kicking the soccer ball with a friend of mine.

We were having a contest to see who could juggle the soccer ball

the longest. And while he was

going, it's nighttime in the summer in federal way.

I look up, totally clear night, and basically what

looked like a silver pinwheel was just

kind of spinning slowly across the sky.

And I'm flipping out. I'm telling my friend. I'm like, hey,

dude, look. And he was on

this record soccer ball juggling moment, so he

wasn't paying attention to what I was flipping out about. So

this thing traversed across the sky pretty much, and

I'm the only one that saw it. Although there were two of us out there.

Okay, next story. Fast forward

to. Oh, gosh. Fast forward to, like,

1986.

When was that story roughly, it was me. And

the first one was roughly. Oh, God. Maybe

1979, somewhere around there. Where was

it? Can you give me a rough location about where that was? This was

in federal way,

kind of right by

Thomas Jefferson High School. I lived right behind Thomas Jefferson High

School. Okay, sorry, I'm making

mental notes here, that's all. But I appreciate it. What was the

second story? Sorry, to.

The. The second one was kind of out

near Graham, and it was me and three other

friends just kind of sitting in a. It was in a

cul de sac of a housing development that wasn't built yet.

Just the cul de sac was there. And we were about to

start smoking some weed, but we hadn't started yet. We

were just kind of sitting in the car talking, and I had the window rolled

down. This was during the summer. So we're just kind of sitting in the car

listening to the radio, and I roll the window down and I lean my head

back and I'm looking up and there's just this outline of

trees in kind of a semicircle because of the cul de

sac shape. And from

just over the tops of the trees, in kind

of a curving pattern, it came out into the open and then went back

into.

Out of my line of sight, basically. But what it looked like

was kind of a parallelogram

shape, four sided parallelogram,

not quite a triangular shape, obviously.

And there were kind of neon blue lines on the bottom of

it. And basically it was dead silent. And I saw

it maybe for about a good count

of four to 5 seconds before it disappeared into

the tree line again. Nobody else saw it.

And I'm trying to tell them all.

I'm trying to explain what it was. You're high, man. Like, no,

we're not. We hadn't started yet. And even if I

was high, there was

something that flew over us. Dead silent. Maybe

30ft above our heads. Yeah. I

don't know. It was about the size of a car.

I got to jump in there, too, to back you up on that, just in

the sense that done a shit ton of drugs. And

the hallucination, very obvious.

I love when people are like, were you drinking that night? I'm like, what the

hell have you been drinking? That you're actually seeing physical objects

in the sky? How smashed I've been in my life that

never happened. And I've drank a lot of absinthe. That just

doesn't take. So, like, smoking some

weed, especially, like you said, this was back in 1970.

That's one 100th what we've got. Now, in terms of

potency, you still don't get those kinds of visuals.

Oh, yeah. I've never hallucinated on weed at any

rate. So the third one, and I've got

a video on YouTube for this. I sent Kristen

a link to it a while ago, but I was up at.

Excuse me, I was up at. And as

you know, I get to the know, eat my lunch, whatever, and I

started heading back down and there were some other people looking at it

as well, but just kind of on one of the

ridge lines, I don't know, maybe 200 yards

away, there was this really

bright, intense light.

If you hold out your arm and you had, like, say, three golf balls in

your hand and were twirling the golf balls in your hand,

that was what the movement of it looked like.

Holy shit. But I pulled my phone out and started

taking video of it. And you can kind of see

a little bit of motion in the light. It was too bright for the phone

to deal with it. One of the early iPhones with a crappy

camera on it or whatever, but it just kind of hovered

there for a while. It wasn't moving except for the twirling

motion. And three other people saw

it. And after I got done filming it, I moved

to a different spot where I could still see it and was going to try

to take a video of it from there, but my phone was dead, so I

couldn't get a second angle at it.

Yeah, I watched that video.

Yeah, you can see something taking place in the video. I'll be

sure to. You'll have to remind me on the back end here to share that

link. I'll share the link in the play after this so that people can check

that out. Okay. Yeah, by all

means. But, yeah, that was really od because I showed

the video to some people and they're like, oh, it just looks like something reflecting

off of the ground. And it's just like, well, sure it could,

but there's nothing over in that direction that would reflect a light like

that, first of all. And then second of all.

Yeah, I saw it from two different angles.

I personally saw it from two different angles. So

it was something just kind of hanging there,

checking us out with the.

Way iPhones are, it's very hard to get with what the

eyes see. It's like if you take a picture of the moon, you're just like,

oh, it looks really beautiful tonight. And then you take a picture of it and

you're like, the moon doesn't look like that. So it's hard when you're

showing somebody a video of it to be like, it's there.

I swear it's there. I know it's there. I saw it. People be like,

it doesn't look like the way you saw it. Which is like, that

is frustrating to me when I've tried to do that, too.

Yeah. I'm up there and I'm thinking, why didn't I

bring my high def camera with me? Blah, blah, blah.

Because I'm backpacking up a mountainside. I'm not lugging all that gear with

me. Anyways. That's all I've got.

But, yeah, I like your show. This is a cool format

that you got going. I listened last week, and as soon as I saw the

UFOs thing, it's like, oh, I got to call you in. I got to call

in. Awesome.

Thank you, Wayne. And thank you for jumping on first, man. It's good to hear

from. Be,

uh. I'll be listening. I'm going to go have some dinner now. Cheers.

Have a good night. Cheers. Cheers. Thank you, Wayne. Have a great night.

Oh, man. Well, at least he pulled out his phone. A lot of people don't

capture it. They don't think about another one.

Me. Hello, you are live. Can

we get your first name and

hello, where you're calling from? Jay? Hello,

Jay. Good work on your show, everybody.

Yeah. Hello.

Can we get you to lower the audio in the background?

Is that doable? We're hearing echoes. Okay,

I'm watching it. Let me see if I can.

Okay, we're lowering it.

No, it's me, your mom. Don't let me go. Okay, I lowered

the audio. Yeah. Anyhow,

I wanted to talk about McCord road.

About it was last year, probably around three in the

afternoon, where I saw

somebody that didn't have a face. That happened about a couple of

months apart. Around 03:00

I was making a left and they were going straight past the high school in

hound, Ohio. It

was weird. They had no face. I was freaked out. I

always look around to see what cars are around me, and

that's when I saw it. And I looked away real quick.

I was scared. I didn't know what they were going to do. They

had no face. I didn't know what they were going to do. That reminds me

a lot of what happened with

Tim in a similar area

handful of years before that exact experience. And it would have also

been. That wouldn't have been McCord road, but that would have been

within two or 3 miles

of McCord. Yeah.

Well, thank you for calling in, mom.

Okay, thank you. I'll talk to you later, you guys. Love you. Good

luck on all of it, you guys. Thank you.

Bye. Bye. Bye, girls.

All right, just real quick, a reminder to anybody who wants to call in. That

was so sweet. Extinguish your radios

entirely. We'll remind you, though not with

fire, though. You can just turn them down. Yeah, you

all just watch my face go up like six shades of red.

Wasn't alcohol. That was cute.

Your mom's precious, Gil. She is. All

right, well, ladies and gentlemen, I think that the line is clear.

Anybody else wants to attempt call, it is

208-717-1611

God, I'm good. Right on queue.

Hello,

you are alive. Hey, you are alive.

Just checking to see if you were my mom.

Can we get your first name and where you're calling from, please?

I go by Dragonpaw. I was invited

by Gil Dragonpaw. Hey, thank you for calling.

Yeah, yeah, I'm glad I made it.

Yeah, thank you. Central Cali. Like an hour from

LA and I've seen some

stuff. Where do you guys want to start?

Wherever you want to start. Amen. Exactly.

Yeah. Wherever your mind is.

Okay. Ever since

I started meditating, I kind of activated something.

And let's see, the first time I witnessed something, I was driving to

universal Studios and I

witnessed the craft just flying horizontally in front

of the windshield. And I was like, what is that? And my sister

was like, I don't know. I'm driving, right, and

so I'm staring at it, and as I blink, it's gone.

It looked almost like a tic tac. Almost like the one.

Yeah. I have a couple of videos on my

YouTube if you guys want to check them out. It looked like a tic

tac, white with, like a

black front end, I guess. I don't know which

front or back. I don't know how

they drive, but it disappeared. And then

later that. What time of day was this at?

This was like midday.

If we leave early, it's probably before

noon, like eleven.

Okay, and when you said that it

passed in front of the

car. Correct.

Would you say it's a football field away? Two football fields

away, about to clean your windshield for you?

How close was it?

Yeah, about two football fields.

It was a good distance. Did I hear that right? Two

football. Football fields. Two football fields. Okay. I

thought you said 2ft. I was like, God damn.

Screw cleaning his window. He's got to get in the car with him.

I would have tipped him if he was that close.

Yeah. How are you still able to have a phone call right now.

Damn, man. Right. Okay. So two football fields

away, you said your sister was driving and

that she wasn't able. She basically gave you the age

old response of I'm driving. I didn't see it, like kind of

a response. Right. As most people do. Yes.

Yeah. So if I

can throw you back here. You said something that actually, it tipped off

my uap. Spidey senses here.

You said that since you had gotten into

meditation. What kind of meditation are we talking about?

I mean, at first I wasn't even sure how to meditate,

right. So I just started sitting down.

So you don't really know when you're starting. You read books, and there's

so many different tactics. I would just sit there, but when I

started doing it outside, I started

seeing the things as I would open my eyes

and they look like stars just moving, just like

speeding faster than an airplane.

Right. Was this intentionally ce five

meditation, or was this, say, based off

of Buddha Dharma practices

to work with the fact that you counted over ten?

So I started doing the meditation before Ce

five, but I have used Ce five.

Okay. I mean, it sounds like you didn't need five. That's what

I'm picking up on. Yeah. No, so I'm actually,

like, spiritually awakening, I guess you could

say. Okay.

As they say. Okay. I didn't mean to

cut off all the stories or anything, but that was a key element to something

that you said. I didn't want to just keep going through stories without acknowledging that.

Because if you were engaging in specifically

for any listeners out there, Ce five specifically

is human initiated contact

with extraterrestrials or the

imagination. And the ideas can kind of go on from there, whether they're interdimensional

or they're time travelers, what have you, the point is what we would

generally refer to as et UFO, so on and so forth.

Ce five close encounters. The fifth kind is like

us calling in. Kind of like listeners are calling

in right now to us. Right.

But that is other folks calling in. And there

is a meditation practice made famous by

Greer. I can't remember his first name. Stephen Greer.

Stephen Greer, yes. Who I'm not a personal fan

of, but that's another case. But Stephen

Greer, who kind of, like,

pioneered, I'll say, the popularity of ce five, he

did not invent it, but he did pioneer the modern popularity of human

initiated contact with extraterrestrials or interdimensional beings.

Yada, yada. Y'all know what I mean? So when he said

he was getting into meditation and started seeing craft

on a more regular basis. Like,

every bell in my brain was just going off. Like, what kind of meditation were

you doing? That is a very specific formula.

Yeah. So I'm glad

that we went to that, because my next story has to do with that

one. So, the next thing that happened to

me, I was outside in the middle of the night.

I think it was June 16, 2023.

I did a little. What is

it?

Right behind me is the Pacific

Ocean. And I'm looking straight up in

the sky. No stars are moving. I'm getting

kind of bored, actually. I'm like, okay, no one's

here. Like a Ouija

board, almost. And then, so, out

of nowhere, a giant Dorito

shaped craft

creeps over me ever so slowly

from behind me. And

then before I could even think anything,

it shuts its lights off while it's right above me.

And that's when I kind of noted it. I noted it back into my

room. What day did this

happen? June 16,

2023. I have a lot of

my things dated here.

Thank you for doing that, by the way. Yeah.

So sorry. Can I interject a thought here? So,

these two experiences so far, the craft that you're

witnessing, the things that. You'Re witnessing, they seem awful

close. I mean, these are really extraordinary

sightings, experiences, but the closeness

factor of them really, it kind of begs a question inside of

my head, and there were a couple of people in my chat kind of talking

about et, aliens, for lack of a better word. We

don't know if that's connected, but. If they're here, if they've

always been. Here, and it kind of makes me start to wonder,

are they there right now and most people can't see them. Does it

take an opening of your mind, of your

eye, through a practice. Like the meditation, to

actually see what's already there?

I think as soon as we're born,

we're trained. Cut it off. Right? They're like,

no, nothing like that exists. The same with every

paranormal. Everything, cryptid, those are

just stories. So in a way, that closes you

off. It's like a planned thing,

the way I see it, but when you start to think

for yourself and you start to open it up,

things happen, I guess.

Wow. That was a good question. That's incredible.

I got to start meditating, you guys. I think I'm the only one in this

whole group that has never seen anything. I want to see a

UFO. When you do

meditate, you want to make sure you take necessary precautions, because

just like in the paranormal world or whatever you want to call it. You don't

want to invite the wrong things, but you never really know. And that's

why I noped it out of there when it was hovering above me.

Nope, right out. Yes. No, gone.

I did like your description of

calling it the triangle of Dorito.

Like, I love that description because

instead of a triangle, because you can picture, like, a

triangle but also like, a pyramid in a way, the way that you

described it as, like, a Dorito like shape actually made me

understand how it's shaped more than if you were just like, it's just like, a

triangle. So I appreciate that. Yeah.

It was so weird. And I'm used to seeing

little lights flicker, but

the nighttime ones are a little sketchy because you can never

tell

the daytime ones.

Yeah. Have you guys heard of starlink,

that, like, satellite thing? Yes. Okay, so

I've seen that. I thought.

Go ahead.

Um. Fucking

knew it. Sorry if I've been distracted, y'all, and I'm

sorry, Paul, if I've been distracted.

There are two

individuals that I'm trying to encourage to call in

who were involved in one of my sightings,

and that sighting happened

on June 16 of 2023.

It was triangle shaped craft. And I have

been searching through comments and I've been searching through messages. I was like, when the

fuck did this happen? When the fuck did this happen? And I just found the

email from another person who was there that night who was engaging in

ce five contact,

trying to initiate contact on that night. This has

been fucking with me. I literally just went through my emails to try to find

it. So you know who you are.

We were on Brown Mountain. Sorry. I'm so sorry.

But that. Yeah, no, it makes perfect sense.

Sorry to jump in with that. That just hit way the fuck too close to

home. They're bigger than we think,

and they just come out of the ocean like nothing. They live there,

bro. Crazy.

We didn't see it out of the ocean. We saw it over the mountains.

I swear to God, the next call better be from the folks

I'm trying to encourage,

because I don't want to be the only one talking about these experiences. There was

so many of us. But please continue. I'm just saying, if

you need to know, I'm a believer on this side of the

mic. All right. Because you just hit way the fuck too close to home,

my man. I'm a knower. Because you should see those

other videos that I've already recorded.

Are you guys able to. The ones I've sent you?

I don't know if I got videos from you yet, but if you want to

send them really quick to

theblackcatreport@gmail.com.

Yeah, I can get them downloaded, and I can get them pulled up here in

three minutes. It's

a giant freaking craft. Sorry. All.

Right, if you guys need to go on crazy.

Do we have another one lined up? We do have another call coming

in. Thank you for calling in. All right, please

stick around, please. Thank you for this other call, which

happened literally on the same goddamn night. Thank you. Thank

you. Thank you.

You too. Thank you. That's nuts,

dude. That's crazy.

I don't know if you saw how distracted I was during that call, but I

was, like, going through. I was like, wait. I messaged this person around that time.

This person around. And then I remembered another famous podcaster,

Dan Zutterstrom. He was on Brown Mountain that

night. He was doing ce five with.

I can only remember their Instagram handle. I don't want to shout them out on

this, but now, future wife, I think

they're engaged now. Anyways, he was on the mountain. I only recognized

him because he has a very distinct UK

accent. It was pitch fucking black by the time we were all talking

to each other, there was a whole crowd of us up on the mountain. I'd

kind of grouped together on Brown

Mountain looking for the Brown Mountain lights. And the only

reason why I recognized him was because it was pitch black, and I've fallen asleep

so many nights listening to his podcast. I was like, I know this voice.

What the fuck? And it's like, why is this british dude on the side of

a mountain in North Carolina? But

him and his partner and their very adorable pit bull

were down on the side of a mountain, and they were doing

ce five meditation. And I specifically remember my

sister making a very funny jab about it.

She's like, because they were using finger symbols,

right? So it was like, ting ting, and it was a whole meditation

practice. My sister was like, where did the ting ting people

go? It's fucking hilarious.

I was like, rachel, they're trying to do this. All right, let's see if this

and if it's not totally fine. And we're excited about your call, but I'm

sorry, I got personal stakes on this. Right.

We are excited to hear it. Hello. You

are live. Can we get your first name and where you're calling from?

I am risket for the biscuit,

and I'm calling from Toledo, Ohio.

Hello? Can you guys hear me? Okay,

we can get. I was just telling them about the ting ting people.

Oh, the ting ting people,

yes. So

we took a vacation just a little

bit under a year ago, and

we went to the brown mountain

lights, and I

am the person that gil is talking about. Well, one of the

people. I'm not the famous guy,

but pretty damn close. But. No, I'm

just kidding. I'm not that close, but nevertheless.

So we were up there, and we were trying to see the

brown mountain lights, and then all of a sudden,

all of a sudden, out of nowhere, we

look up and

know just random stars in the sky. And there was literally,

like, the one guy was saying, paul,

there was like a Dorito shape, but there

were stars all around that. But

in the middle of the Dorito, there was no star. So it was

basically like a UFO, but it was

a triangular shape. And this

thing, if you just take your hands and put

them up in the sky, and you put your

thumbs together and your fingertips together, and you

look up all of that

while the triangular part

was black, everything around it, you could

see the stars around it, but

in the middle, it was just blacked out. And then all of a

sudden, this thing just went forward, if that makes

sense. And then it just went.

It literally went up. And

there was Gil and another person

and my husband, Tim, and I,

and then that famous.

Oh, Gil, help me with that. The gentleman's

names, because I'm forgetting.

Dan.

Dan. Dan.

Yeah, he was there. He was the

ting ting guy, because they were out there.

It's a long story with that whole situation. The guy's down there doing

ting tings and everything, and we were like, oh, he's a ting guy. But,

I mean, the guy summoned these aliens. Like, no

joke, this guy summoned these aliens. But

all of a sudden, out of nowhere, this thing just went, like, sideways

and just shot up into the air. And we were

like, holy crap. We literally just seen a

UFO. And it wasn't the normal UFO, where you

think of a saucer, because everybody thinks of a

UFO and it's a saucer. No, this thing was literally like a

Dorito, and

it was freaking nuts. This thing just went

on the side, went straightforward, shot up into the

air, and it was gone. And we were like, holy crap.

And the best part about it is, Gil was

like, I've got these really great laser beams,

or laser beams, and we

were shooting up, up in the air and just messing around because you can

use them as a pointer for long distance situations.

But this thing, we were pointing it at

the UFO or the Dorito, whatever you

want to call it. And I don't know if it saw

it and got flipped out, but it just

turned sideways or front forward, or whatever you want to call

it, went straight up into the air, and it was gone.

And we were just standing there like, holy crap. And the best part

about it was, the most elite part about it

was there was these old ladies there,

and this cute little old lady is

like, well, that wasn't the brown mountain

lights. I've seen them before. That's not

what that was. I've seen them before. That's

not what that was. That was a UFO. These

ladies were so cute, and it was, like, the best thing ever,

just because of the fact that these ladies.

And then there was other people there. There was a lady with her kids. She

brought them up there to just experience the

outdoor nature situation and maybe possibly see

the brown mountain lights, but there was the old

ladies, the lady with her kids, there was us.

And then the ting ting people,

and everybody came together, literally saw all

of this, and these ladies afterwards, like, all these

ladies were like, well, you know what? We should get together

afterwards, and we should meet here a year from

now. And Gil was like, that's

the best idea ever. And literally, Gil

became friends. Well, I think,

actually, he had been already following the ting ting guy,

and now it's his.

But, like, the older ladies and

us and everybody, it just united everybody. It was

great. And it was all because of a

Dorito in the sky.

What an incredible shared experience. There were so

many people who saw this thing. Yeah, that's awesome.

Everybody describes it as a Dorito. Yeah,

because.

Go ahead, Jay, first. Go ahead.

Everybody thinks. When you think of a UFO, you think of a round

saucer type of thing. But this wasn't

when I was looking up into the sky, I was thinking

of, well, we were looking for the brown mountain lights, but

then we saw this Dorito type thing, and it was weird. Like I

said, the whole

sky was full of stars. And then you have this middle

section that was a triangle that was

completely black, and you think of a UFO, and you

think of something that's just going to be a saucer, and it was not a

saucer. It was a triangle.

It's weird because you watch x Files, you

watch the outer limits, you watch

anything, or you hear podcasts like

Art bell or coast to coast, anything like that.

It's round in this situation,

was not looking for a triangle.

It wasn't a round object. It was a

triangle. So that right

there was just

something that was off the scale of

something that you're going to normally look for, but

it was awesome.

That really speaks to also, when

people submit or report these encounters, the things that

they are seeing up in the sky, we kind of grow up

with. This idea of what we're supposed to be seeing, what we

should expect to see. So when somebody comes forward and is. Like, no, I

saw a Dorito UFO, and that does not fall in the

template. Right.

That says something to me, that says something that's legitimacy

to the experience, too. But, yeah, what an amazing

story. Thank you, Riskett. Yeah, great story. Thank you, Gil sister. Oh,

thank you. Thank you, Gil sister.

Thank you all. Thank you all for letting me call

in. I'm

super honored to be able to speak because most people

are. No, no. You talk about UFOs. It's

know or it's not even.

I don't. I know what I saw, and Tim knows what

he, you know, Gil knew what he saw, and

it's nuts, dude. Completely crazy.

And I hope to see it again one day, and

I hope they're friendly, and I hope that

it's not the stereotypical crap that they have

on the movies, but nevertheless, I really

appreciate you guys. I love what you're doing. Keep doing what you're doing.

And, man, keep rocking it, man. You

guys are awesome.

Thank you, sis. We're going to take another call here. Love you. Bye,

sister. All right, night.

Bye. You

are live. Can we get first name? Hello, how are we doing?

Good. How are. Hello? Hello.

Is this Dwayne? Yeah.

I hear the timber of your voice. Hey.

Can you hear me? Yes,

sir. Yes. There is a slight delay, but it's

totally okay. We'll work during my life.

What you got for us tonight? You're in mutual company. Oh,

I was just calling in to say it. Man, I love the beard, haircut and

beauty we got going on here, man. You guys are awesome.

Can you get a little bit closer to the phone for us, please?

Make sure that if you are watching us, which we appreciate the numbers.

If you are watching us, can you make sure that we are muted?

Well, I can't hear you. Mute thy YouTube.

Beautiful. Now we can hear you. Perfect.

How are we all doing? A strange lighter.

We're good. I'm having a great time tonight. This is such a

wonderful subject, and I just wish I had seen a UFO so I could tell

my own story. Yeah, your

time was awesome.

Twins.

Go ahead, Dwayne. Oh, okay.

Hey. All right. Kristen. That creepy ass.

Did. I did. I'm going to move aside here real quick,

so my viewers can see it if you can see it in the dark.

Hey, look, I'm telling you, there's something going on with that thing.

There is. Lucky.

I got that feeling. Yeah. I

have my first haunted dog. Be careful. Put

power. I have not played.

Have the rest of you guys the. Videos I sent yet?

Yeah, we played them earlier. We played them on the show. Dwayne.

I got hung up at the store, ma'am. I came in a little late. Guys.

My bad. You're good. All good.

Unforgivable. But we'll forgive you. We're just

glad you're here during my life.

Anyway, I'll tell

you, I hate the word story. It kind of

bothers me. I prefer the word encounter.

Story, to me, implies fake. So my bad on that.

Please forgive me. Can we agree on

experience? No, that works.

Cool. Man. This was

about. I don't know, man. Maybe 20 years

ago, I was coming home from

a little event that I was attending and

seeing these lights. To me, it looked like a huge ball

of fire just falling out of the sky, like, for the longest

time, like, hovering there. And me and

my significant other, at the time

we pulled over, we went as far as to maybe try and

track this thing and follow this thing. We just couldn't figure it out.

And even so much as to

call the local airport. I'm in Washington state,

and it was Sunfield was the airport. We called

them up, and it's like, is there a plane crashing? Is

there something on fire? Is there something going on?

And they said, no,

it was just dismissed, like, nothing. While we were

watching this. And mind you,

this wasn't Venus. This is all going on while you're

watching it. You're making calls, you're hitting up the airport. So

on. Yes, 100%.

Mind you, we felt weird making the call. I'm

thinking to us, it looked

like an airplane going down

or in some kind of

peril. Long crash. That's a

comically long crash.

But there was never an explosion. There was never anything like

that. It's just at some point, it faded off

while we were on the phone with

the tower at the local airport. And they're like,

no, we got nothing. There's nothing going on.

And I don't know how to say it, but

kind of went home feeling,

man, I'm not sure. I can't grab the words, but went

home feeling. I don't want to say stupid,

but we know what we watch. We're sitting

there watching it. While we're on the phone with them, something happens. I

mean, it was a real thing. There was, like,

two other cars that pulled up behind us watching it

also, and was also making calls. I can't

confirm their information, but this really

happened. And when it was done, we all hung up and

put up our phones and looked at each other and went, what the hell

was that?

I can't explain it. It was a strange light. It looked like a ball of

fire falling out of the sky. And I

don't know. I can't explain it, and

I don't want to use the quote. How do you explain it?

Because I called all people that should be able to

explain it, and there was no explanation for it. And

to this day, it is what it is, and it was what it was.

I don't know. I can't

explain. What time of day did you say?

What's that? What time of

day did you say this happened at. This was, like, right

at dusk. There was still just enough

daylight for the sky to light up, but no sun

rays.

Is that right that this is morning? No,

this was in the evening. Yeah, right at dusk. So

is that that weird twilight hour where everything has that weird blue

tone? Yes, right at the

tail end of that. And like I said, within the next ten minutes,

it was pitch black. And it was weird. I mean,

the two other three other cars that were with us, it was probably about

eight of us altogether, just kind of stood

there confounded, like, what the hell was

that? It was weird because we were all calling.

Somebody called the police. I called the airport. We

called everybody,

and nobody knew nothing. I don't know. I

can't explain it. It happened.

What year was this, Wayne? I'm

going to say, like, 2002.

Okay. Yeah, that's another one of

those. The frustrating thing about a lot of the strange

light experiences is that they're so mysterious

and nobody knows nothing. Nobody has the answer. There's never

anything in the news afterwards.

Yeah, I don't know. I would be frustrated to see something like

that. And it's just like, it might as well just not happened. If nobody

knows anything or knows what it was.

It was really frustrating. I mean, if it was

just me and my

significant other at the time, no big deal, okay, we seen

something, but the fact that other cars pulled up and seen it and also were

making phone calls and then just

nothing. I'm waiting for something on the news. We came

on. We all put on the news and was

looking for something, but there was just nothing.

It was really weird. It was a giant fireball

just slowly coming down.

I don't know what to say about it.

I'm glad I seen it.

Dwayne, with all these calls and things that happen, the

way I like to think of that kind of stuff is that

the stuff that we research into now and delve

into these UFO reports, UFO experiences,

we're going back 2030 years, a lot of the times. So think of it

like maybe 40 years, depending on it, is that maybe

in a few years, somebody's going to be researching into this as well and is

going to see all these calls happening to the same radio tower, to the same

airport tower, and be like, there must have been a flap here or a UFO

experience here for a lot of these people and delve into what happened. And maybe

it happened to other places, too, just didn't get publicized early

or hasn't been researched into yet.

Boy, I hope so. I mean, there has to be some kind of

documentation of it, because, again, there was

multiple witnesses of this thing, and it was just

brushed off. That was the feeling we all got. We

all looked at each other and was like, well, the police don't know anything. Well,

the airport don't know anything. And the airport was like

15 miles away from where we're at. It's fun field, and

I think you call it Graham Washington.

And it was like, no, there's no big deal. But at the

time, I'm sitting here looking at it at the same time. It's

like, well, something is crashing, something's on fire.

Something's happening right now. Do you guys have anything? And they're like, no, we

got nothing. Okay. Yeah, I hung

up. I'm like, well, if you're not going to say, then I'm not going to

listen. So I don't know. It

happened. It's a weird

thing. And what confirmed it for me was

just the other cars that pulled up and stopped to get out

and watch the same thing. And.

Either something really happened and something was going on and somebody

didn't want to say anything,

or we're all nuts, right? I guess that's how

that goes, right? Yeah, very

well. Could be like, yeah, they didn't want to say anything, but that's such

a dramatic kind of thing to happen. And like you said,

with the multiple witnesses,

if there really was no there. With whatever this

thing was, that's a security

risk in my mind for no

official party to know anything

about that. Yeah. So that's where my mind goes.

I would have wrote it off myself. I would have wrote it off

myself as maybe a planet whatever.

If there wasn't other people on the

phone with other agencies reporting the same

thing and everybody getting told no. And

we're all heads on a swivel looking at each other

going, well, what are we looking at then? What is this?

That was just the weird part of it is just so

dismissive from every.

I heard one person say, well, would you guys just go outside

and look to the south? Just look and see it

for yourself because it's out there right now.

I don't know, man. I guess that's just how some of

these things go. I don't know.

But with all that aside, man, you guys are awesome. Love you guys'show.

Great guests tonight. You guys are awesome, man. I don't want to burn up your

time. I'm just a yahoo

with awesome stupid haunted dolls.

And great stories.

And those great stories. Thank you. I'll keep you posted.

You rock, Dwayne. Thank you. Thank you, Dwayne.

Have a good night, guys. Night.

My haunted doll has been staring at the back of my head this whole episode.

I just realized he's contemplating

lucky, because you've only had good luck since you've gotten it. I

have. I have. Don't tell Dwayne

shit. Sorry. He's probably. He's listening to this, right? His name is lucky.

Until the doll tells me otherwise. You didn't hear anything.

Oh, man. Well, we are creeping up on time, I think. You

guys, should we wrap it up

here? One more call? No, I'm going to push for

another call. I'm sure there's another call there. All right, let's do one more call,

you guys. I see some people hanging.

I also want to say somebody

in particular, I'm going to give a

shout out to Harry Carrey. All right. Harry Carrey has

been blowing up the BCR chat with all of the

things that I want to talk about. And I

know for a fact all the other hosts on this episode, on

this show, right? We all want to talk about it. We all want to hear

about it. And I can tell you, Harry, Carrie, this is the type of

shit we talk about when we're off air. But

in the chat way it's coming across is, I don't know if you all want

to hear about it. Insert a million reasons why. That's how I'm

taking it. All right? That's what I'm hearing on my end. And if you

called in right now, this is a special line right now just for

Harry, Carrie, it would be so great if you called

in. I'm going to throw that out there I think your stories

would be perfect. We really want to hear from you.

You've been just, like, teasing us with

these incredible stories. If not, I'm going to straight up say it. I'm going to

call it out there. Sorry, Joey, we're dedicating a show to you on.

We. I want to chat. We are dead

serious about, like, if you could call

in, that would be fantastic. I am already

hooked with Harry Carrey naming the mass

sighting, the mass Dorito sighting. So I am already

on board for Harry Carrey coming on the show for.

BCR mass Dorito sighting of 2023.

Yes. That was fucking fantastic.

208-717-1611

Harry, it's yours if you want it. Yes, we got

time for another, Harry. It's in the meantime, like I said at

the beginning. Well, I'm just saying up top, I specifically

said peer pressure. The show supports peer pressure especially.

She will do it,

Harry. Carrie, if you would call in, bless us with your

presence. If not, totally fine. We ain't trying to scare you away,

but we're trying to get you just to the point of being scared away, whichever

comes first. If you would call in, I'm just saying there is some

juice in the chat if y'all want to go see. Head on over

to the BCR live chat. Scroll down through it. Sorry,

Christian, for the numbers. Now. Scroll down through.

Scroll down through it and look at what he's been saying.

Like, I'm just saying, I'm sitting over here. I'm in a

drought. I'm in a drought. And this is on top

of. There was an impromptu mutual

validation of a family sighting that I

had take place less than a year ago. Right.

And I'm excited about Harry, Carrie. That's all I'm saying. That's

why I'm pushing so hard. Well, Gil, I think

he appreciates it. Just read in the chat that he is at work now

in incognito mode. So we

appreciate you doing this at work. And we're here

for it. We're here. Love you, brother.

Although I will say, if you were logged into your gmail account

in incognito mode, you are not incognito.

Thank you for your sacrifice, Harry. Thank you for your

sacrifice, Harry. But seriously. No,

totally legit. Yes, we are 100% on

Reddit. Find us at black hat report. Kristen, do you have a

Reddit? I do not have a Reddit. See it in your face. You do

not have a Reddit. Find us at Black Cat report. Hit us up on Instagram.

Black cat report or the

Blackcat report@gmail.com. How many times

do I have to say black cat report? You got this, my man. It's in

our show description. I want to talk with you seriously, the shit that you've been

saying, ringing bells all evening.

Sorry to just keep rambling you all. If there are any other

callers this evening, I think we're about at that point, and we

would absolutely love if you call in. I don't know if anybody else

wants to take the reins on if we have a time limit here

or what we want to do. We've never had this before. I think

let's wrap it up in the next ten minutes at the very latest,

just for us on the west coast, over here,

there's some dinner. I've

got another listener story that I'm actually going to save for the beyond the deadline

segment for next time. I think that'll be a good one for next time. But

while we're waiting for a possible. Final caller,

208-717-1611 Y'all,

speaking of next time, can we tell them what our

idea for the next episode is? Is that okay if I let that

out of the bag? Yeah, it was your idea, so go for it. I know.

It's such a cool idea. I tried to tackle it at

one point on my own show on the Halloween

stream that I did, but we. Are going to be talking

spooky AI and haunted

electronics. Oh, the sky is the

limit with that topic. So spooky AI

Alexa in the middle of the night suddenly coming on. I'm

sorry, I didn't catch that. Or whatever she says. I don't know.

Yeah, spooky AI, haunted electronics. I think that'll

be a really fun show. So we are going to be doing that April 6.

I've got a couple of stories. Of course you do. Your day

band.

Very excited to hear them. But yeah, these

episodes, so that you. Don'T have to keep a date in mind. We are always

going to air the first Saturday of the month. Just

put a little worm in your brain.

So that's all I had. Like I said, I'm going to save

my listener story until next show.

Did anybody else have anything they wanted to pop in here at the end? I

have my last story. Oh, I'm so sorry.

Damien, take us out. Take us out, man. Damien.

This is how we'll end the strange lights episode.

So was little over a year

ago. I was at an investigation. For those who don't know, who may not

listen during the first episode, I am a paranormal investigator. Go

to several locations and investigate hauntings and ghosts and all that fun

stuff. We was at a place up in Kentucky called

Rose Opera House. Super old building, still in

operation. Really cool place. So they put on

plays here. They show movies here. It's like a

place. They kind of do it all there. And during our walk

through, the guy was telling us all this different stuff, telling us the history of

the building, some of the haunting stuff like that. This one thing really

stuck with me. He was talking about in the main auditorium

that a lot of people would see this floating ball of

light just kind of floating down one of the aisles. Of course, I

was like, oh, whatever. That's just got to be a

logical expedition for that. So

we get released, we start our investigation. We're probably

35 minutes in, and I'm standing up on the

stage. My wife Kelly's down on

the floor kind of in front of me. Her sister is kind of off to

the left. And we have a couple of other team members kind of sitting in

a couple of the seats. And I look up,

and out of the blue, I'm like, holy fucking shit.

And her sister goes, did you see that, too? And I'm like, yeah, what did

you see? And we both seen this big,

bright blue ball of light just floating down the

aisle. Like, literally like it was somebody just walking down the

aisle. And there's no windows in this room. The

only outside light source is just a tiny little bit of

light peeking out from the lobby. So there was no possible

way that this ball of light was

coming from the lobby. And it was big. It

had to be at least head size. It was a good size

ball of light, and it floated for about a good 10

seconds, probably past three or four rows, and then disappeared.

And me and my sister both saw it at the exact same time because we

both reacted at the same time. And

unfortunately, I didn't get it on video because I was videoing at the time. But

I think when I seen it, I was pointing the camera in a different direction,

but I was looking in the direction of the ball of light. So I didn't

actually capture it on video, unfortunately. But that was

one of the wildest things I've seen during an actual investigation was this big

ass, bright blue light just floating down the aisle way

like that. It was wild. Whoa.

Real quick. How fast was it floating?

Like I said, it got past probably

four rows. So it was moving pretty fast, like somebody was in a hurry to

get to their seat. Whoa.

I think that's an awesome final story. I love that. So visual

too, right? Wow. Thanks,

D. Finishing up the

night. All right. With that, let's do our final

deets here and close it out my booze.

So I'll start everybody watching, listening. If you

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guys, here's a toast of the ghost in your hall, the. Bigfoot

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waiting for you to sleep. And please

listen responsibly. Cheers,

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